JESUS, WATCH his body language and facial expressions. This guy is terrified.

[Miles Archer]

Warner is reading his opening statement. As he hits key points of potential guild, Sessions turns his head to the side and down. He's blinking like crazy.

HE JUST SAID "Comey was concerned the President might lie" and he lowered his head.

He looks like he just worked out a neck cramp.

He keeps swallowing.

He keeps looking from side to side.

Warner said "Russia massively intervened in our elections" and he swallowed hard and turned his head.

[C_U_L8R]

1. Lying as fast as he can.

[L. Coyote]

38. Duplicitous inded.

Link to tweet

[muntrv]

2. He is blinking SOS to Putin.

[MFM008]

6. Lol

...

[malaise]

3. Sighing as well

[BigmanPigman]

4. Someone needs to take a few hits to calm down.

[Phoenix61]

5. Hate to break the news to him

but there isn't enough water in the world to get rid of that fear cotton mouth. What a lying little elf.

[Wednesdays]

7. What kind of underwear is Sessions wearing?

Depends...

[rurallib]

17. the long Depends

holds a gallon of scared the piss out of me

[classykaren]

24. The same brand 45 wears.

[lunatica]

28. that explains the long tie down to his groin

It's to hide the diaper.

[snooper2]

8. No, being an elf he really can't take the bright lights

[Takket]

9. Sessions has officially gambled with the rest of

His live to protect 45. Hope that was worth it.

[lostnfound]

18. Dear Putin, please pick up your trash.

It would be great if you just picked them up and took them to Moscow with you. I don't even care if they get prosecuted or not; just out of our country would be best.

[Xipe Totec]

10. ...

[Miles Archer]

12. EXACTLY. For my fellow DUers who aren't watching this live, this is what you're missing.

Nice screen grab.

[Deb]

15. Omfg

[FlightRN]

26. This scared the hell out of me while scrolling

[Lars39]

11. Tap dancing as hard as he can

[L. Coyote]

39. This is what it sounds like when a Good Old Boy reads Shakespeare. "..protesteth too much" much?

[Lars39]

40. Yep. Tripping over one sentence to get the next out.

[GallopingGhost]

13. Did you see the smirk on his face

when he was taking the oath?

Lying piece of crap.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. You're watching a man who is falling on his sword for an ungrateful master. He senses his fate.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

29. Republican Pres Trump probably told him "Testify or you are fired". . . . . nt

[meow2u3]

32. Do you mean...

..."Lie under oath or you are fired"?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

34. You might have the more accurate version. . . nt

[meow2u3]

16. Sounds as if tRump was telling him to lie

before his former colleagues.

[FakeNoose]

37. That might be Trump's new strategy

If Sessions gets caught lying, then Cheeto can "sacrifice" him by firing him.
Maybe he thinks he can save his own ass by throwing Sessions under a bus.
You never know, I wouldn't put it past him.



The Dems won't stop coming after Cheeto though.

[yuiyoshida]

19. I hope they nail him to the wall... I would name my next BONG after him!

[hibbing]

21. Hahaha

[DemoTex]

20. Nervous as a cat scratchin' shit on a sidewalk.

Know what I mean, Vern?

[Turbineguy]

22. He looks like a school boy who's been caught smoking

under the bleachers.

[DesertRat]

23. He told Sen. Kamala Harris "I can't be rushed this fast. It makes me nervous."

Why so nervous? Not enough time to formulate your lies??

[Marthe48]

25. No skin off j.b. sessions

He's a confederate commie traitor, ya know....

[FreepFryer]

27. +1. (n/t)

[Big_K]

30. Y'all lighten up, or he won't be able to make them Pecan Sandies

[NBachers]

31. He SO wishes he could go home and whip some slaves tonight.

[Perseus]

33. I don't know where you see his fear, he always looks like that

He just came to lie and "not recall" anything the Democrats asked him. For a moment I thought he was trying to outdo Alberto Gonzalez and his 145 (was it 145 ?) "I don't recall".

He laid down the case for "he said, he said" and if there is no proof of anything then his "he said" will prevail.

You may not like the guy, but one has to admit he is a crafty fox...He extended his answers whenever the Democrats were asking questions, just to eat time.

The one thing that he did disclose, unintentionally, was the fact that the memo to fire Comey was "only about his conduct regarding Hillary Clinton", and left the "Russia thing" out, which I have to believe he discussed with Trump previous to sending/approving the memo. You see, in writing its all about his conduct in October with the email investigation, that protects Sessions because the reason is not linked to Russia thus he does not break his recuse.

[unblock]

35. Not sure that means anything. He's afraid of his own shadow.

[Warren DeMontague]

36. poor guy just wanted to put some colorado pot smokers in prison

he didn't bargain for this