"Life is like a box of turds." . . . Please come CAPTION Jeff Sessions!!!

[skip fox]

Jeff ("I want my great-grandfather's plantation back!&quot Sessions is saying: "Well, Senator, I'm just not sure. . . . I may have spoken to Ambassador Kislyak about subverting the democratic process in The United States in perpetuity and the resultant value of my future portfolio, . . . I simply don't recall."


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Above CAPTION based on Sessions' Senate testimony of June 13, 2017 as covered by The LA Times:

http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-sessions-hearing-htmlstory.html

[Ilsa]

1. "I could remember if only I hadn't smoked that wicked ganja last night, what, Mary, dear? I

don't smoke weed? It's just my wretched mind, looking like swiss cheese, eaten up with bigotry and hateful feelings?"

[underpants]

2. You want a caption?? Why don't YOU. TELL. ME. the caption!

[bmpbmp]

3. "No, sir, uh, mah colleague.. uhh.. I do not recall being undah oath."

[skip fox]

4. J. S. is saying:

"Well then, Senator, I suggest you look at the bright side. In Alabama we got a saying: 'Thank God for Mississippi.'"