On a scale of 0-10 how likely do you think it is that Jared brings Middle East peace

[DemocratSinceBirth]

31 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	ZERO
	30 (97%)
	TWO
	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
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	0 (0%)
	TEN
	1 (3%)
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[unblock]

1. you left out the negative numbers.

actually, the imaginary numbers might be useful on this one as well....
certainly the irrational ones....

[Maeve]

2. Yeah, that about covers it! eom

[tazkcmo]

27. None of the above

"Below" is the word that defines this Precedency. Below average, below the belt and below the lowest option available in this poll.

[customerserviceguy]

31. Negative numbers would have been useful

because I think this twerp has the potential to really rile up both sides for another war.

[Doug the Dem]

3. Thank You

I needed that laugh!

[DemocratSinceBirth]

24. TY

[Turbineguy]

4. Yes, but in all fairness

no body else has managed it either. We might want to consider a conference of all parties involved and re-draw borders to be more in line with historical tribal regions.

[Kaleva]

7. The various "tribes" all have different views on what the borders ought to be.

[Auntie Bush]

5. It's all talk and will never happen unless TRump has some secret plan

Paying lots and lots of millians to someone.

[avebury]

6. Perhaps the poll should be, on a scale of 0-10 how likely do

you think it is that Jared will flee to Isreal to avoid prosecution.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

8. Like this gentleman

[madaboutharry]

16. They didn't allow him to stay

Lansky fought all the way to the Israeli Supreme Court. He lost, returned to the U.S., and lived out his life in Miami Beach.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

18. I went to high school in North Miami Beach.

I had friends who used to see him walk his dog down Collins Avenue around 97th Street.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

14. Lol. Nailed it.

[Eyeball_Kid]

9. He'll do more harm. He hasn't a clue.

[hlthe2b]

10. odds measurements can be INFINITELY positive, or in this case, NEGATIVE

so.... negative infinity.

[madinmaryland]

20. Isn't that an imaginary number? I just with that this whole mess was imaginary...

and Hillary Clinton had been elected.

[Shell_Seas]

11. I think this poll has liberal bias.

Seriously, though. I bet the same poll on Brietbart would get the exact opposite result.

[Javaman]

12. the untrained led by the uninformed. nt

[MineralMan]

13. -10 is what I'd pick. You are counting down from zero, right?

[ck4829]

15. 0.01. There is a small possibility that he might unite all the Middle East against us though

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. You neglected to include the option "LOL" (n/t)

[dalton99a]

19. The hope of humanity rests upon him

So yeah, he's our only chance

[PCIntern]

21. -6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power. nt

[ileus]

22. 0% just as good as all those before him.

[mythology]

23. I don't know

I'd agree to a lot to get out of being locked in a room with a member of the Trump family.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. He's likely to escalate the situation not ameliorate

[pangaia]

26. Where is -10?

[Afromania]

28. Is this before or after hell freezes over?

[roamer65]

29. -1000

He will make the situation worse.

[jmowreader]

30. I have a better question

"On a scale of 0-10 how likely do you think Jared will ignite a shooting war in the Middle East just by his words?

On that one, put me down as a 3. I think it's inevitable those guys will start shooting at each other, but better men than Jared haven't been able to ignite a conflict. However, anything is possible.

[meadowlander]

32. I'll give it a 1

because nothing brings people together like hating the same person and I feel like Jared's the kind of guy that could inspire that sort of reconciliation.

[briv1016]

33. -Graham's Number

[RhodeIslandOne]

34. Jared from Subway has a better chance

And he's fucked.

[Warren DeMontague]

35. If his father-in-law kills us all, like everyone on the planet

well, then, that's kind of a form of peace, innit

[Warren DeMontague]

36. ABSOLUTELY HE CAN DO IT. IF ANYONE CAN.

THIS DUDE FUCKS.