Show of hands: Who wants to replace Spicey??!!!

[lindysalsagal]

Comeon, now, don't be shy! Free weekends at a fabulous florida resort!!!

[luvMIdog]

1. Well he is a nasty little turd , but Kellyanne is much more annoying to me

[Warpy]

4. Beavis "I can't shut up!" Conway is far worse

but Huckabee-whatsis has flopped and I can't see anyone else taking the job unless he talks Alex Jones into it.

[ButSeeYa]

2. Sorry...I'm too busy watching paint dry

[panader0]

3. I'll miss him

but it seems tRump wants to end pressers anyway.
I have to say I felt a bit sorry for him.
And SNL will have to adjust....

[lpbk2713]

10. All future Oval Office comms will be by way of Trump's twitter account.

[L. Coyote]

5. That was quit. He's out. Can you do a thread about Trump next?

[Thor_MN]

6. It doesn't matter who the chef is if the only thing on the menu is a shit sandwich....

[gratuitous]

7. Can I have that motorized podium Melissa McCarthy was using?

Otherwise, no dice.

[lindysalsagal]

8. Sure! It's all yours. And we promise: We won't fire you when everyone hates your boss.....

[NightWatcher]

9. Anybody check with the guy who plays Santa at the White House parties?

[louis-t]

11. I think "Not Me" is available.

So is "Are You Nuts" and "Fuck That".

[lindysalsagal]

14. And "Alex, I'll take ' HELL, NO' for $5000.

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Is Joe Isuzu available?

[miyazaki]

13. Nathan Thurm n.t

[Dave Starsky]

17. Absolutely.

Who knew how timely that sketch would be 30 years later?

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Sure. It'd be a helluva 30 seconds.

CNN: Did the President misspeak when he denied all reports of...?

Me: No, the President did not misspeak. He lied his ass off, as usual. Did you know... *BZZZZT*

C-SPAN: We seem to have lost the live feed to the White House press room.

[dembotoz]

16. what does it pay? can i bring my cat?

if done well it could be a spring board for other money ventures....not big money but an occasional box on the cnn set has gotta pay something.....

i can be an ass to folks...some say its my natural gift....
hell i can be an ass in general....and more say that is my natural gift

rick santorum stays off food stamps this way....i know i am at least brighter than he is

[Ilsa]

18. The Communications Staff is playing "musical" chairs...

It isn't music, though, it's audio clips of der trumpenfuhrer, and every time he says "crooked Hillary" they sit down. Whomever is left standing must become the new Press Sec.

[Greywing]

19. C'mon ... don't spoil my fun! I want Huckabee-Sanders to be out there

doing her shtick trying to defend this administration and ending up as an object of ridicule.

[Baconator]

20. Even Sarah Huckabee doesn't want the job.

Who would take it?

Of course, it's much easier when you don't hold actual briefings on the record.