Help Wanted: Skilled liar needed lickety split

[Achilleaze]

The White House of republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief, Comrade Casino, is tired of trotting out bad liars (Sphincter Spice) for its daily propaganda spew. They are now are desperately seeking a highly skilled republican liar to replace Sphincter Spice, their failed republican liar.

Since the nation is suffering a plague of republican liars, the White House expects a veritable tsunami of applicants.

[lindysalsagal]

1. Frontal lobotomy optional....

[luvMIdog]

2. I wonder if my 1st husband is still alive...

" Just because we're both in the bed naked does not mean we have had sex."

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. They offered me the job, I said I would do it but had to do it with one arm

Sean said "why?"

I said I would have to have one arm tied behind my back so I could cross my fingers the whole time.

[jrthin]

4. And lacking all self-esteem. n/t