"Infants are great. You don't have to tenderize them!" . . . Please come CAPTION Laura Ingraham!!!

[skip fox]

Laura ("I'd eat my own young&quot Ingraham is saying: "All that might be true, Steve, but I simply don't want the job. . . . Don't get me wrong, I don't see myself above it. . . . I mean it would be a chance to serve the President at a critical moment in this nation's history. The new press secretary, in fact, will have a pivotal role in redirecting the nation's attentions to issues of central importance to all Americans so that this President can go down as the greatest in American history, as he so richly deserves. . . . But I don't want the job. Why would anyone think otherwise?"


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Based on the following News Hounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/laura_ingraham_fox_friends_encourage_become_white_house_press_secretary_062017

[dembotoz]

1. I have an asbestos dress so the cross necklace doesn't burn my skin

[underpants]

2. I'll just sit here and basque in the limelight of people taking me seriously

[underpants]

3. Little known uh fact there, even appearing on a split screen with Douchey lowers IQ several points

[skip fox]

4. You're branching out!

[skip fox]

5. L.I. is saying:

" . . . but when P. T. Barnum said 'There's a sucker born every second,' it's important to remember he made this remark before television, much less Fox. . . . Things are so much faster these days."

[skip fox]

6. L. I. is saying:

"If I was Press Secretary, I'd make sure the press pool was stocked with piranhas."

[Patterson]

7. Did she do her "heil" like at the convention