How to solve the NO VIDEO WH Briefings FAST

[SayItLoud]

Every credible news outlet should immediately have AUDIO ONLY coverage of tRUMP whenever they cover his blathering word salads.

No video for a megalomaniac will DRIVE HIM CRAZY.

Watch how fast video comes back to the WH briefing!

Tweet to all your media followers!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. And tweak the audio slightly so his voice sounds a bit higher-pitched than usual.

[Ilsa]

2. Brilliant! Or, slow it down so he sounds really dense

and insert a few extra long pauses to make it sound like he can't remember what word he wanted.

[Nevernose]

6. But how would that be different than normal?

[Ilsa]

7. LOL. One of the Late Night comedians

did it, at least for the campaign. I didn't think it was possible, but he sounded even more stupid.

[DesertRat]

14. That's Jimmy Kimmel. They still do it

It's called "Drunk Donald Trump". Funny stuff!

[Beartracks]

17. ROFL

Funniest thing I've seen all month!

Reminds me I need to watch more Jimmy Kimmel.

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[pangaia]

26. Aww shit... lost it..........

[DesertRat]

27. I love Jimmy Kimmel

I had the opportunity to be in the studio audience last year. So much fun!

[2naSalit]

28. K&R!!!!

[csziggy]

16. Jimmy Kimmel is still doing it

[SammyWinstonJack]

8. Yeah, no kidding. He doesn't need any help sounding dense.

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. Give him the "Alpha" voice from "Up"

[Qutzupalotl]

20. Even better, just have an announcer read his word salads verbatim.

It will be obvious to most that the president is an idiot.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Is there any way to get him to inhale helium before one of these briefings?

That would be the most hilarious thing ever.

[SayItLoud]

22. Inhale something stronger and long lasting would be nice.

[Ilsa]

5. I like this. Of course, fux will still give him the full deal, but

it will piss him off that fewer people can see him and gape at his supreme wonderfulness.

[TexasProgresive]

9. Use images drawn by Michael Andrew with his actual words.

i.e.

[jmowreader]

10. No, even that wouldn't do it

Simply ignoring the briefings would. That means don't send reporters, don't give summaries, don't do ANYTHING that acknowledges they had a briefing.

[SayItLoud]

23. Audio only of all tRUMP happenings.

I think that's what they want. I want the MSM to cover tRUMP with only audio. That will freak his ego out but fast.

Today it's circulating that he doctored a Time Cover !! Un Friggin believable...well no, believable.

[Greywing]

11. How about if the credible media stops showing up for "press conferences",

stops broadcasting 45 at every little rally or meetings with heads of state (like they are hanging on his every word), and turns to investigative journalism?

[Plucketeer]

13. And STOP using "president" in front of his name every time!

Just Trump - or "the don". Treat an ass hole LIKE an ass hole...... Nah, I treat mine better'n I'd treat him.

[worstexever]

12. Good idea. Or...

Just ignore him. It's all bullsh*t anyway.

[lambchopp59]

15. We're all going to want video and lots of popcorn for after the midterms, sports fans!!!

Because in the face of obstructionism and criticism of even a fraction of what President Obama dealt with the last 6 years, when Trump isn't fed his usual diet of praise and adulation he demands... it will be unprecedented:

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[lamp_shade]

18. This deserves a kick.

[OnDoutside]

19. Have pictures of Baghdad Bob to accompany Spicer's voice....

[WillowTree]

21. I can't fathom why everyone is making such a big fuss about this.

[SayItLoud]

24. Listening Session

Today he called Sens to OO to focus on failing rip off TrumpCare. BUT, he's so stupid and has nothing to say so all these get togethers are referred to as "Listening Sessions". Ha, it's because he's only got his "lock her up" stump speech and would appear as the friggin imbecile he is to a room full of scumbags...but educated scumbags.

Sorry for the rant...end of day!

[trof]

25. Nah, I cut audio and do video only with made up 'closed caption'.