No, wait - Pacifist Patriot, this is...the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!
dummied up Time covers of him displayed at his golf course clubhouses.
The last person we want to copy is trump.
It went over no one's head.
You missed the point.
We can do better than trump. Why dignify his egotistical dummied up covers as being worthy of mocking by doing our own dummied up covers? Where's the originality in that?
It's clearly NOT fine to make one that is boastful of oneself, then hang it up all over the world and pretend it is real.
Surely you can see the difference.
And question why you think this is remotely the same thing at all. One is narcissistic misrepresentation and the other spoofs the heck out of that.
It wouldn't be DU without at least one person pissing on humor to cope with this nightmare we find ourselves in. Your turn at the plate?
To equate this joke with his behavior is revolting, just stop please.
Any legitimate news outlook would have referred to Clownface von Fuckstick. Glad you were here to catch that, brush!
For the record it was entirely done on befunky.com. As for copying Trump, I highly doubt he has the skills to have done that fake cover himself. And since this was intended as satire and not for public display in TheFerret's hotels and country clubs, I think it's safe to say, it's not really copying Trump. So there.
love the yuge response you're getting here today, 'cause it means DU knows frickin talent when we see it!! Welcome to DU, you!!
Now, we all have our favorite TheFerret noms de plume, so may I just say that mine is, from May 30:
*Cheeto Broderick Crawford
(*Fuck you. YOU try making up all these nicknames every fucking week)
(...I just had to get that in here today, dammit!)
Again, SO many heartfelt "welcome to DU"s are being sent your way!
He may want to do that. It is an excellent representation of his unique brand of humor. One might even think you colluded with him on it. But if you were truly copying Trump, you would deny that, even if it were true.
No one thought he did them.
...creativity and wit. Thank you for the laughter.
Many hugs ~~
Part of me wants to know.
Another part of me dreads knowing.
There's a woman in my office who is convinced I am TheFerret. (I write really snarky internal memos from time to time and she knows I'm capable of letting the F-bombs fly). I've got her hooked on you. She gets in to work half an hour before I do and the days you post, I always have an e-mail from her letting me know to go read it.
and Melania is his wife. A man with such small... um, hands, would have trouble aiming and choke on the approach, if you get where I'm going?. Unable to find the goal, he tends to leave behind multiple 'skidmarks' until he finally locates the target and homes in. Thus,"Candycorn skidmarks".
as a joke/prank and then showing it to your friends/co-workers. Heck, if Trump made a fake Time cover just like that one and showed it to Melania and Ivanka as a joke, I would be fine with it, as long as he said it was a joke afterwards and he tossed it in the recycle bin a week or two later.
However, making a fake Time cover and then putting it on display in all of your offices and resorts around the world for EIGHT DAMN YEARS is just really bizarre.
now that I've seen a real life picture of you. Not at all what I had imagined. No sharp teeth? No foam at the mouth? Mind. Blown.
And be sure to copy Little Miss Pearls for her "fake news" archives.
Great job! Thank your sis for me.
DU has brought smiles today - this and the thread on Arkansas' smashed 10 Commandments.
I especially love the headlines:
- "Inside the Mind of Baron Golfin von Fatfuk" by Scary Thoughts
- "The Hidden Benefits of Golden Showers" by I.P. Freely
(That ferret is cuter than the one thrown into The "Dude"s bathtub in The Big Lebowski
... so figured I owed a little something for all the laughs.
This opportunity was just too perfect.
You won the day PelicanScot_V3!! Thank you for posting this Pacifist Patriot! This is why I love this place.
OMG, this is The BEST!!!!!
Baron Golfin von Fatfuck......that's it. That is the perfect name. 🤣 ROFLMAO 🤣
Step 5 of this tutorial shows where Trump got his. Plagiarized from Obama again!
I read an article about what was wrong with Trump's fake cover and took steps to avoid some of his glaring errors. Hence the avoidance of exclamation points as well. If you do a Google image search of "Time Magazine Covers" the majority of them don't have barcodes.
Did you create this?
Got a big fat GUFFAW outta me! Glad I didn't have a mouthful of hot tea when I first saw this pop up on my screen!
my question is, what are people doing to the t-rump star on a daily basis?
i want to see some real live action around that.
he probably has a secret service guy standing guard
over it like it's the white house version of the "Tomb of the Unknown Soldier."
It helps a hell of a lot.
Really, for at least the next two days, IMO.
I'll toot my own babies' horn a bit by saying he looks just like my Lord Tooth, but that's just cuz Tooth is a sexy beast.
First-rate! Thanks so much for the laugh therapy. Laughter releases heart-healthy nitric oxide, so don't hold back!
puts a value on trump. Ironically 'fake news' accurately defines him.