"Off the rails? . . . What rails?" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("They're all sl*ts!&quot Trump is thinking: "Call ME unbalanced, will they? . . . Let's see: 'Joe and Mika call ME unbalanced while they're infringing on the rights of Loony Tunes. Ever note the size of her ears?' That's 136. What else? Oh yeah: 'LOL!' . . . Call ME unbalance, will they?"

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Above CAPTION based on Trump's 6/29/17 Tweet against Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski 6/29/17 as covered by USA Today:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/29/donald-trumps-morning-joe-insults-spark-outrage-accusations-misogyny/439876001/

[Zoonart]

1. My Trump cartoon...Taking apart the train.

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[skip fox]

11. very, very nice

seriously

We ought to get together and create a comics page for DU. Click my avatar to see my CAPTIONing history.

[GallopingGhost]

13. This is very good. n/t

[Zoonart]

14. Thanks, Ghost!

[GallopingGhost]

15. I agree with skip.

If you're not published already, you should send it in. The worst that can happen is they say no, or you don't hear back.

It's as good as the stuff that's out there.

[oasis]

2. "Beam me up Scottie". nt

[flakey_foont]

3. Picture obviously fake

He tweets when sitting on the ter-let, having his morning constitutional!!

[onethatcares]

7. nothing constitutional

about him. Its all diarrhea, all the time

[underpants]

4. Has any of the staff considered introducing him to Candy Crush?

Seriously he could get lost it for hours.

[Sugar Smack]

8. **snort**

[Docreed2003]

5. "Find KFC's near me"

[Nitram]

6. Siri, what is the diffference between my ass and a hole in the ground?

[Johonny]

9. I'm the kind of piece of shit that the other shits in the tiolet look up and say come on man

what the hell was that. I know you think we're all pieces of shit and thus the same, but we're not. There's some pieces of shit even we won't touch.

[teamster633]

10. That's gotta be Photoshopped...

...his hands aren't really that small are they?

[GallopingGhost]

12. "Why are the buttons on this thing so small? I can't push them

with my huge fingers, which, as you probably know, means I don't have any problem, any problem at all, in that other area, you know. Let's see...covfefe....lunch....launch....Putin's cell number...National Enquirer....where is the insult women generator??"

[skip fox]

16. D.T. is saying:

"Does that mean my pizza is coming, or what?"