Dump is giving a hail Jesus Speech.

[sheshe2]

In God we trust. Our God given rights.

Dear Goddess!

[Hekate]

1. He'll come back as a cockroach

[sheshe2]

10. HA!!!!!!

[Hekate]

16. And I will grab my rubbah slippah off my foot and hit 'im so fast...

It's been awhile, but those Hawai'ian reflexes never go away.

[sheshe2]

20. Squashed like the bug he is!!!!!

Hekate...

[Oneironaut]

54. I'm personally hoping for a dung beetle

[Zen Democrat]

2. And he repeated the Ben Franklin prayer myth.

But this is his "base" and they are eating it up. Hey, we're going to be saying "Merry Christmas" again.

[Docreed2003]

7. Well consider he probably has no clue who Ben Franklin was..

I'm not surprised he would push a right wing evangelical lie, or better stated, I'm not surprised he's speech writer would do so.

[Brother Buzz]

22. The orange anus knows Ben Franklin is on the one hundred-dollar bill....

beyond that, he doesn't care WHO he was.

[lastlib]

44. Or Jesus, either.

(And of course he thinks HE's GOD!)

[murielm99]

53. Maybe he thinks Ben Franklin is still alive.

[Pachamama]

3. I just threw up listening....

Someone might want to remind him that those words were added in our fear of communism spreading in America.....because of the RUSSIANS and SOVIET UNION !!!!!



During the Cold War era, the government of the United States sought to distinguish itself from the Soviet Union, which promoted state atheism and thus implemented antireligious legislation.[12] The 84th Congress passed a joint resolution "declaring IN GOD WE TRUST the national motto of the United States". The law was signed by President Eisenhower on July 30, 1956.[13] The United States Code at 36 U.S.C. § 302, now states: "'In God we trust' is the national motto."

The same day, the President signed into law[14] a requirement that "In God We Trust" be printed on all U.S. currency and coins. On paper currency, it first appeared on the silver certificate in 1957, followed by other certificates. Federal Reserve Notes and United States Notes were circulated with the motto starting from 1964 to 1966, depending on the denomination.[8][15] (Of these, only Federal Reserve Notes are still circulated.)

[FakeNoose]

4. ...

Jesus answered: "Donald stop cheating at golf, and maybe we'll talk."

[Docreed2003]

9. Jesus followed it up with a salute for the Don

[Zen Democrat]

5. He's speaking before the First Baptist Church of Dallas at the Kennedy Center.

WTF? I'm about to vomit.

[politicat]

46. Thus we know there's no life after death, because JFK's ghost would be on a RAMPAGE.

So many insults in that one sentence...

[Hoyt]

6. Was taking a nice nap. Woke up to that junk. Jesus.

[Pachamama]

8. Bet you thought you were having a nightmare....

...then you woke up to our collective nightmare.....

[sheshe2]

15. He has a vet in a wheel chair up on a platform all by his lonesome waving a flag.

He said we always take care of out vets as he strips away their benefits and the crowd roars!!!!!

Gotta say, don is clapping harder than anyone.

[Solly Mack]

11. Any minute now he'll invite people up to be healed.

[pangaia]

19. OMG don't joke about that......

[Solly Mack]

24. I wasn't joking. That's how he sounds and that's how his supporters respond.

Mister "I alone" can fix things.

Calling him anointed by their god, etc..

[pangaia]

26. There is going to be violence in the USA.

[Solly Mack]

27. More violence and widespread, you mean.

I think there is a very real possibility of it, yes.

Trump is a demagogue.

[pangaia]

31. Yes more. Much more. We haven't seen anything yet.

And especially if somehow trump IS brought down.. it will be..... war?

[Solly Mack]

36. I try not to think about that, but he does need to be brought down.

Many of his followers, and that's what they really are - not supporters in the sense we'd apply the word to ourselves - are as unstable as he is.

[sheshe2]

43. They are his sheep and follow mindlessly.

Racists and Sexists do that.

[sheshe2]

21. Praise the LAWD!!!!!

[Solly Mack]

25. Trump has the hair to be a televangelist.

[sheshe2]

37. And the very same evil spirit.

The man is insane as are his followers. Sheep headed for slaughter and they will laugh and cheer as they die.

[Solly Mack]

39. It's an ugly situation that gets more dangerous with each day.

[sheshe2]

48. I know.

I hope we can hold out, yet the violence which I fear is escalating.

[Grassy Knoll]

40. These People Are So Fucked Up

[Matthew28]

12. Attempting to turn America into Saudi Arabia

where everything is religious and if you step out of line = you're silenced. This must be stopped!

[yallerdawg]

13. What the deplorable suckers see!

[sheshe2]

23. Vomit inducing.

I will have nightmares tonight!

[Buns_of_Fire]

57. Do they have a version on black velvet? nt

[roamer65]

14. Fuck that pigshit bastard.

[Grassy Knoll]

17. Sean Hannity Must Of Had 9 Orgasms By Now

[RKP5637]

30. Jerking off under his hat! n/t

[cwydro]

18. You've got a stronger stomach than I.

I simply can't watch him.

[RKP5637]

28. Can't watch it, can't listen to it. He's just so F'en disgusting, no matter what party. n/t

[Raine]

29. Before he even mentioned Jesus he whined about

how badly the "fake media" had treated him, in his mind he's more important then God.

[sheshe2]

34. Lol Yup!

This is how Donnie sees himself.

Tis a story that can be spun and this is exactly who dons minions believe him to be. The savior that will save them from all the blah and brown people, evil womens, etc..

[Raine]

55. I love it

good one!

[madamesilverspurs]

32. Self applause.

He claps so hard for himself that it could be posited that he was a trained seal in a past life.

Somebody throw him a dead fish, listen to him bark.


.

[sheshe2]

38. DUzy!

Clap. Dead Fish. Bark.

You win!

[pangaia]

52. Ever notice how when a basketball player misses a foul shot s/he claps for themself?

[Siwsan]

33. He is just pandering. Desperate, desperate pandering

[sheshe2]

49. Yet there they are.

His faithful racist, sexist haters.

[ProudLib72]

35. Dear Lord

Give us the strength not only to endure but to resist the vile orange toxic sludge blob and his host of nefarious troglodytic minions.

[KingCharlemagne]

41. God had better bless America, because Trump is fucking it up! - nt

[flibbitygiblets]

42. I guess people who believe the bible literally will believe anything...like Trump being a Christian

they're so gullible, all you have to do is SAY you believe that shit, despite all evidence to the contrary, and they'll vote for you.

[Grassy Knoll]

47. I Think It Was Anderson Cooper That Was Talking To A Trump Fuck...

...And Said "Trump Could Take A Dump On Your
Desk, And You Would Claim Trump Bought You Lunch"

[sheshe2]

50. 'Christians'

That applaud an admitted pussy grabber. Assaults women on twitter. What is not to love?

[Raine]

56. Trump is the most Godless person to ever hold the

office of POTUS which should matter to those "good Christian" supporters of his but they're nothing but hypocrites..

[Freethinker65]

45. Hoping for more of a Hail Mary intercepted in the end zone and run back for a TD by our side

[COLGATE4]

51. Sinclair Lewis said it many years ago: "When

Fascism comes to America it'll be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross". Well, I'm really happy that the Southern Baptists are thrilled that they can say'Merry Xmas' again.