God Emperor cannot find large automobile parked in front of him with the door open.

[Tactical Peek]

http://content.jwplatform.com/previews/4RgRRVW3-OwlNfjNX

[boston bean]

1. OMG.

[Rollo]

2. If it had been pink and v-shaped he might have found it quicker

[sarah FAILIN]

3. Even after all this time calling him that is not funny

Maybe you meant it to be, it isn't.

[11 Bravo]

4. YO! ASSWIPE! It's the big black vehicle right at the foot of the stairs!

[appleannie1943]

5. Mini strokes or Alzheimer's

[NotMyFuhrer]

30. Remember all the sniffing??? Who is his dealer????

Lets face facts . . . . Remember all the sniffing during the debates???

Who is his dealer???? HIS HANDLERS and Doctor is covering this up!

Is he ever scheduled to go to Walter Reed for a checkup????????????????? ( as OTHER PRESIDENTS normally did)

[NewJeffCT]

42. I was thinking of this when I first saw this video

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. You've seen one limo, you've seen them all. Or something.

What a dumb fuck.

[boston bean]

9. if it was a bus with an Access Hollywood logo and Billy Bush standing outside the door

he would have known it was for him.

[AgadorSparticus]

7. How is this even possible?!?!!??!!?!!

[malaise]

8. Scary indeed

Rec

[Warpy]

10. Whoa, he's really lost in the ozone there

The total lack of affect is particularly scary.

[mountain grammy]

11. Your title is perfect.

[chillfactor]

12. and this is the brain-dead....

asshole who is going to represent this country at the G20.....god help us!

[Buns_of_Fire]

22. And a Very Important Meeting with Pootie, too!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. WTF?

[Takket]

14. that's the guy holding the codes for our nuclear arsenal

[MousePlayingDaffodil]

15. If I had to guess . . .

. . . I would think that, no, he's not.

[Doreen]

32. Either we will be lucky and he will forget them or

unlucky because they are written on craft paper with crayon on the refrigerator.

[IronLionZion]

38. He's hopefully lost them by now

[Different Drummer]

16. Unpresidented behavior, to be sure. n/t

[malchickiwick]

17. I think you meant "Turd Emperor" ...he's coming down off a cocaine high, perhaps?

[Warren DeMontague]

18. Stop shaming blind, stupid, and/or insane people.

[Different Drummer]

19. ...

[malaise]

20. You win the thread

[lpbk2713]

21. If it was a beauty contest dressing room he would have found it.

He would have been there before the SS detail.

[Different Drummer]

23. He'd have found it quite easily, in fact. n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. I hope there's someone around to remind him to zip up his fly. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

31. That's what the long ties are for

[Buns_of_Fire]

33. Another mystery solved!

[HipChick]

25. No Wifey or son? They ditched him again?

[marybourg]

35. She came down the stairs just as he was

returned to his car. Can you imagine Pres. Obama not waiting to hand Michelle into the car?

[muriel_volestrangler]

44. I guess they don't want any more embarrassing "don't touch my hand, scum" moments

So they have to separate them.

[irisblue]

26. Sundowning maybe?

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

27. perhaps...

[elleng]

28. Confused about where he was supposed to go.

Who KNEW it would be such a difficult job???

[gratuitous]

29. Where the hell was he going?

I guess the presidential seal on the door wasn't enough; maybe they need to put a big "T" on everything?

[Doreen]

34. I'll tell him where to go.

[tclambert]

36. He also failed at pouring water out of his shoe, even with instructions written on the sole.

[KentuckyWoman]

37. He knew. He was just being an ass.

Someone on DU posted a montage of Herr Hair clips of him leaving doormen, valets etc standing there waiting on him while he wanders around. Clearly he does it just to remind everyone the world revolves around him.

[LisaM]

39. Frankly, that's even worse.

I have no respect for people with such a complete lack of manners.

[Skittles]

40. "Herr Hair Clips"

STOP IT KENTUCKYWOMAN, YER KILLING ME

[grantcart]

41. note the message scrolling on the bottom

President responding to mock video hitting CNN. .

If some one would have suggested a year ago this is where we would be today, no one would have thought it credible.

[pansypoo53219]

43. he needs a gold TRUMP on the door.

[cwydro]

45. Oh Lordy me.

Wow.