Bush: Did you destroy our Towers? Bin Laden: No.

[kpete]

Bush: Ok I believe you. We shall build an anti-terrorism unit together to stop attacks.

Link to tweet

[leftstreet]

1. LOL

Argh, I shouldn't be laughing!

DURec

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Roosevelt: Did you bomb our ships?

Hirohito: No.
Roosevelt: OK. Sorry, but I had to mention it.

[JHan]

8. Damn it ...

We shouldn't be laughing but dammit lol

[anneboleyn]

15. Damn you beat me to it! I was just about to post my FDR comment!

[underpants]

3. Spot on.

[Zambero]

4. Yes, that would have gotten 9/11 "out of the way"

No protracted Afghanistan War. No Iraq war based on a false premise, with subsequent destabilization of the region. No Dept of Homeland Security. And trillions less added to the national debt from waging wars on the national credit card. Trump makes it look so easy with that "tough" question for Putin, and the definitive undisputed answer. So aside from assimilating the content of "My Pet Goat", what was Bush thinking?

[erronis]

10. And oddly enough it would have defused that particular brand of Saudi terrorism ---

Not all of them because the Saudis are constantly incubating more spores.

[LW1977]

5. Raczkiewicz: Did you bomb Warsaw? Hitler: No. Raczkiewicz: Okley Dokley.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Free pilot lessons to Saudi's with Saudi citizenship papers.

[Oneironaut]

7. Austria-Hungary to Princip - "Did you kill Archduke Ferdinand?"

Princip: "No..."

Austria-Hungary: "Ok. I trust you and I've made my opinion known!"

[irisblue]

9. Retweeted nt

[C Moon]

11. :D That took me a few seconds to understand.

[erronis]

12. Old age setting in.... I read this literally and it took a whole 11 seconds

To realize that it could have happened!

[klook]

13. Pres. Buchanan: "Forgive me for bringing this up,

but was that you guys who shelled Fort Sumter?"

Jeff Davis: "Nope."

Pres. Buchanan: ""Sorry, my bad."

Actually, that's not far off, and closer to Trump's disgraceful appeasement.

[joho260]

14. Did you do this thing?

Did you do this thing?

Did I do this thing? You ask me if I did this thing? No, I did not!

OK, I believe you.

(apologies to "Clear and Present Danger&quot

[NBachers]

16. Kennedy to Kruschev: "Did you put those missiles in Cuba?"

Kruschev: 'Nyet'

Kennedy:. "Ok - Let's work on a co-operative missile warning system."

[neeksgeek]

17. If Trump were The Godfather

Michael: You have to answer for Santino, Carlo. You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people.

Carlo Rizzi: Mike, you got it all wrong.

Michael: Ah, that little farce you played with my sister. You think that would fool a Corleone?

Carlo Rizzi: Mike, I'm innocent. I swear on the kids.

Michael: Oh, well never mind then.

[NastyRiffraff]

18. You guys are hilarious!

I feel a bit guilty for laughing, but I needed the laughs. Thanks!

[sandensea]

19. Modern-day GOP presidents are certainly team players - too bad it's always on the wrong things.

"Sometimes I feel THIS bad about what we did." "That much, huh?"

[Crash2Parties]

20. Um, that...actually happened if you replace "Bin Laden" with "King Fahd of Saudi Arabia".

[Hekate]

21. Groan

[Gothmog]

22. Trump is an idiot

[we can do it]

23. Bots are attacking the author.

[dalton99a]

24. "This is like the guy who robbed your house proposing a working group on burglary"

Former Defense Secretary Ashton Carter called it a page from the old Soviet-era playbook. “When confronted with something wrong, they ask for U.S. intelligence — old trick — and propose a working group, in this case on cyber,” he said. “But this is like the guy who robbed your house proposing a working group on burglary.”

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-pol-trump-russia-20170709-story.html