Does tRump have kuru (cannibal's brain disease)?

[ProudLib72]

After much research and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that we have a president suffering from kuru, a prion disease that is transmitted through the consumption of human flesh.

The following is from Healthline: http://www.healthline.com/health/kuru#overview1

Kuru is a rare and fatal nervous system disease. Its highest prevalence occurred during the 1950s and 1960s among the Fore people in the highlands of New Guinea. The Fore people contracted the disease by performing cannibalism on corpses during funeral rituals.

(Let's go through the list of symptoms and see how many apply to Donald "But I didn't eat anyone today" tRump)

Symptoms of more common neurological disorders such as Parkinson’s disease or stroke may resemble kuru symptoms. These include:

difficulty walking
poor coordination
difficulty swallowing
slurred speech
moodiness and behavioral changes
dementia
muscle twitching and tremors
inability to grasp objects
random, compulsive laughing or crying

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Granted, the inability to grasp objects could be due to tRump being digitally challenged, but most of the other symptoms fit. Moreover, most republican congressmen are starting to exhibit early signs of the disease (moodiness and behavioral changes). I can only conclude that the republican custom of eating human flesh has brought kuru back from near eradication to wholesale epidemic. Imagine what will happen when they finally get their stupid healthcare passed! They'll have all you can eat long pig buffets daily!

[Goonch]

1. Fore

[Rollo]

4. I guess nobody told The Donald that overcooking the hell out of steak doesn't kill prions...

[ProudLib72]

6. Was that the night he ate his cousin?

Donald "I'll have the rump roast" tRump swallowing the nether bits of his dearly departed. You know you have to read the very small print on those packages of his steaks.

[dgibby]

11. Doubt it.

You have to have a brain. Don't think he qualifies.

[rusty quoin]

2. I didn't know he had a golf course in New Guinea

[Rollo]

3. Maybe he grabbed the wrong pussy?

[Rollo]

5. Let's not rule out Mad Cow Disease just yet, either...

[Docreed2003]

7. Both are prion diseases...and considering Trump's love of steak

Mad Cow may be most likely...lol

[ProudLib72]

8. Remember Britain's mad cow disease epidemic in the 90s?

There's a reason everyone in Britain is trying to keep tRump from visiting. They don't want him to bring it back.

[Docreed2003]

9. Lmao!! Likely so!!!

[GoCubsGo]

10. Tertiary syphilis can have the same symptoms.

Given his past, I find that much more likely.

[Blaukraut]

12. With all the junk food he consumes, a bit of human flesh might have crept into a burger

At least it was well done.

[ProudLib72]

13. You should find this interesting

FDA Defect Levels Handbook: https://www.fda.gov/Food/GuidanceRegulation/GuidanceDocumentsRegulatoryInformation/SanitationTransportation/ucm056174.htm

So long as we aren't inundated with hundreds of posts like, "Did you know they allow fish to be 3% contaminated by copepods accompanied by pus pockets?"

[Barack_America]

14. .

[Gothmog]

15. No, trump is just senile and an idiot