"Oh, yeah, then there was a guy with a false beard in sunglasses." Come CAPTION Donald Trump, Jr.!

[skip fox]

Donald ("How 'bout a law where I get to inherit the Presidency?" ) Trump. Jr. is saying: "Listen, Sean, the only reason I didn't mention the guys with false body hair, dark sunglasses and floppy hats, is because it was like they weren't really there at all. . . . All I remember them doing is talking into their watches and shoes and stuff."


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Above CAPTION based on the increasing body count of Junior's June 9, 2016 meeting with former Russian agents et al. as Slate goofs on:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2017/07/predicting_the_next_revelations_about_donald_trump_jr_s_meeting_with_a_kremlin.html

[El Mimbreno]

1. Right next to the guy...

with the Groucho Marx nose and glasses. Waving a cigar.

[skip fox]

2. DTJ continues:

"And they gave me this pretty pin to wear in my pocket, and told me it would bring good luck, especially if I could learn to always speak clearly and loud."

[forgotmylogin]

3. I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where...

"...I have to return some videotapes."

(with apologies to Bret Easton Ellis)