Breaking news from two weeks into the future:

[Doodley]

Trump is already pissed with Scaramucci. It seems that even Scaramucci can't polish a turd.

[longship]

1. Trump fires Scaramucci, hires Scaramanga as Comm Director.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Trump then fires Scaramanga two days later, hires Saltalamacchia.

?w=400&h=225

[ProfessorPlum]

5. LOL, well played

[Doodley]

7. The man with the third nipple.

[Gabi Hayes]

3. What about the pardons?

When do they start?

[Skittles]

4. SCARAMUC SCARAMUC CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO

yes INDEED

[apkhgp]

6. SEND A BOLT OF LIGHTNING VERY, VERY FRIGHTENING ME

And I sure hope that lightning hits 45.

[moondust]

8. Going through staff like chicken legs.

Bring me another bucket!