Spicer Looks for a New Job

[Jimbo101]

Political Wire

Page Six

Departing White House press secretary Sean Spicer “spent the day in New York City in talks with major broadcasters about a new career in TV where he can share his insider knowledge of President Trump,” according to Page Six.

Spicer is also being courted to be a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”

[NurseJackie]

1. "Dancing with the Stars" ... ROFL

[imanamerican63]

2. Seaseme Street?

Shawn Spicer, good match!

[58Sunliner]

3. UUUHHGG. My best Lurch imitation.

Can he dance backwards and bent over?

[Baconator]

4. Trump was famous for his NDAs in the business world...

I wonder what Spicer has signed away...

[hatrack]

9. Doesn't work that way for federal jobs . . .

Unless it's classified, of course.

Trump can't subject anyone at the WH to an NDA.

[UTUSN]

5. Bwa-hah!1 His ratings would be the sweetest revenge!1

[hunter]

6. There's a safety net for chipped and dulled and broken Republican tools

It's sort of like the Knight Bus of Harry Potter, the evil version, headed straight for hell, the last stage of the devil owning one's soul.

[gratuitous]

7. Okay, Mr. Spicer, I'm looking over your resume

There's a gap in your employment for the first half of 2017. Can you explain that?

Oh, uh, I was, well, it's a little embarrassing.

Go ahead.

I was, uhhh . . . in jail. Yeah! Jail.

Really, Mr. Spicer? I seem to recall during that time you were in the Trump administration.

No, swear to God, Jail.

[malaise]

10. Hehehehehehhe

[trof]

8. On DWTS Melisa McCartney will be his dance partner.

A marriage made in heaven.

[NCjack]

11. Spicy is an incompetent shoe shiner. Always will be. If he were picked for a role in a

"New Andy Griffin Show", he would do no better than being Barney. Could settle for being the lovable drunk Otis.