Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order Against Trump -- Borowitz

[L. Coyote]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/girl-scouts-obtain-restraining-order-against-trump/amp
Andy Borowitz - July 25, 2017

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.

The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.

Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump.

“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.” ................

[dalton99a]

1. Smart move

[drray23]

2. It's satire but it's probably a good idea anyway.nt.

[NotASurfer]

3. Now you've got me wondering

Can anybody get a restraining order to prevent Trumpski from coming within 300 feet?

How many people would it take to effectively keep him under house arrest?

And while we're at it, restrict access to airspace. No flyovers.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire