Scaramucci isn't trying to suck his own cock

[Blue_Adept]

http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon

[brucefan]

1. This

Should get interesting

[nolabear]

2. Wonder if he could even fit it in there alongside Donald's.

Yeah, probably plenty of room left.

[bellmartin]

30. Well, as we understand it, there would be a surprising amount of room left over.

[Docreed2003]

3. Lmao...that's fucking rich!!!!

The only reason a poser like Scarramuchi would take this job is because he's...and pardon my explicit language here...is because he's a soulless dick hanger looking for power, so yeah, he's essentially sucking his own dick to have a moment in the media sun. Fuck this dude.

[GentryDixon]

4. After this mornings call-in to Chris Cuomo

I'm pretty sure he's is trying suck his Presidents cock.

[tavernier]

5. Class act.

[C_U_L8R]

6. He should try it

He might like is more than sticking his head up his butt

[lapucelle]

29. ,

[Wounded Bear]

7. We're just wondering who you are serving the country to...

[dalton99a]

8. Okey dokey

[politicat]

9. Seriously, can we just lock them all in a room with a caliper?

I know way too fucking much about their various reproductive organs.

I may not eat again, because goddammit this imagery is making for permanent nausea.

[rzemanfl]

27. That t-shirt woman will volunteer to be the fluffer. The one with the arrow. n/t

[lapucelle]

31. That's what happened to me yesterday

when I heard the "snatch a knot in their ass" comment from the very statesman-like Rep. Buddy Carter.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/gop-rep-to-ali-velshi-someone-should-go-to-senate-and-snatch-a-knot-in-their-ass/

[Glimmer of Hope]

10. My ears!!

[Vinca]

11. Well, a mouth is only so big and he's already taking care of Trump.

[hatrack]

12. Well, that's a relief . . .

Though physical acrobatic skills to match his verbal/reality-engagement acrobatic skills would at least be consistent.

[HipChick]

13. Wow...this is norm now? I remember when something like this would have lead to

someone resigning..

[Leghorn21]

14. Holy shit!! What will part-time pres. Bannon think of this particular remark? Will he call the

Mercer cabal and beg them to let him exit this conflagration?

And, most importantly, what does lil Stevie Miller think of antnee's statement?

Also, mooch "has no interest in media attention"? As of - when, exactly?

[ecstatic]

15. Is that a real quote? nt

[dalton99a]

20. Yes.

[demmiblue]

16. Holy shite... that was some read.

Scaramucci is batshit crazy!

[maxsolomon]

23. No he's not

He's simply a glib NYC motherfucker who didn't say "this is off the record" because he's a DC n00b.

Its a peek behind the curtain at how Trump talks when there's not a camera pointed at him. Like the Access Hollywood tape.

[Achilleaze]

17. the republican "family-values" role models are so crude

sad that republicans want their kids to grow up following these degenerate role models. Sad.

[Warren DeMontague]

32. yeah, given that right wing republican fundamentalists want to ban "obscenity"

...how are they gonna process this LANGUAGE!

[Blaukraut]

18. Making friends all over the place, isn't he? n/t

[MiddleClass]

19. WoW, what a asshole, he's going to flame out like Trump's lawyer, Mark Kapuscinski

He even talks like a want to be mobster

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. Yet there he is. Cock in mouth for over a week now. Captain Bonespurs ain't gonna

like all the attention Chris Kattan's impression of Jordan Belfort is getting as of late.

[Ken Burch]

36. What kind of warm-up stretches would you have to do to achieve that?

[Kentonio]

22. If Bannon goes then that's Brietbart turning on Trump.

The other day they said Drudge is already wavering. I do so love watching Republicans eating their own.

[womanofthehills]

24. I loved posting this article on my Facebook page

As a poster above said, I guess "family values" are a thing of the past.

[ProudLib72]

25. There's only room for one mother fucker

to swing from the president's balls, and that one mother fucker is me, Moochie!

[LonePirate]

26. So how long will it be before Breitbart goes after Scaramucci?

A day or two? A few hours?

[Warren DeMontague]

28. wow, there's an image.

[ProudLib72]

41. I pictured his rock solid liver preventing him from bending

I have no control. My mind just went there.

[Warren DeMontague]

55. Seriously.

Like a horribly bloated and rumpled oroborous

[lpbk2713]

33. I hope the country can endure 3 1/2 more years of this.

I'm not so sure I can.

[emulatorloo]

34. Moochiepoo was getting raked over the coals on Fox

Over this. For debasing the Presidency and causing a circus. Krauthammer especially. Was stuck on a stationary bike at the gym in front of the Fox TV. Was very entertaining.

[R B Garr]

46. HA, me too! Didn't realize the audio at the gym

was on Fox since it was surprisingly objective. It was funny! But I switched before they covered all of this.

[Ken Burch]

35. As Clint Eastwood once said "Man's got to know his limitations".

(didn't realize Clint was talking about THIS, though).

[dawg]

37. He should try it sometime.

It'd be a better use of his time than what he's doing now.

[Renew Deal]

38. "Bannon declined to comment" is the funniest part of that story

[Mr. Ected]

39. Apparently, his mouth was full. n/t

[Renew Deal]

45. LOL

[nolabear]

42. Lizza's droll responses are gold! They're all realizing you just let them roll.

It's far better to just uh-huh and encourage more because they get wound up and the brakes burn right out.

[dalton99a]

40. Dear President Trump: How do you suck your own cock? Your friend, Dylan

[nolabear]

43. They don't call him Pickle for nothin'.

[Tanuki]

61. Made me lol!

[R B Garr]

44. Holy crap! How did I miss this?

[yuiyoshida]

47. So its true....

REPUBLICANS do love PORN!

[dalton99a]

48. Only the best porn

[yuiyoshida]

49. They probably make it

themselves... you betcha!

[dalton99a]

50. Soon to be #1 bestseller: "Cockblockers, cocksuckers, and fucking paranoid schizophrenics"

[yuiyoshida]

52. Sounds like a great title but

I am not quite sure if SIMON & SCHUSTER will publish it..

[Gabi Hayes]

51. This is all about selling Mascaramooch's company and

Getting the tax break for working for the govt

Plus, since the ONLY buyer is Chinese, it has to go thru treasury

And fast

Has this been discussed? If so, sorry

Steph Ruhle touched on this with Tweety

90 mill with substantial tax break on the line for superdouche

[dalton99a]

54. Bingo.

[Gabi Hayes]

56. Always follow the $$$$$$$

I worry about the military implications of the impending dissolution of the junta

[rzemanfl]

57. I had heard $125 million. n/t

[Gabi Hayes]

59. Ruhle said his share of the 180 mill sale

was half

[rzemanfl]

62. Hell, what's a few million between thieves? n/t

[samnsara]

53. well I'M not going to!!!!!

[emulatorloo]

58. ...

[WinkyDink]

60. At least, not any more.

[Flaleftist]

63. No. He's trying to suck Trump's. nt