Is it just me or did everyone here not get enough sleep or something?

[rzemanfl]

This board is rife with typos, auto correct errors and the like tonight. I have never seen it this bad. We don't want the morans who lurk here to think we are no smarter than they are. So please spell check and proofread for the sake of DU's image.

Seriously, you folks are great. I would have never survived the last 190 days of insanity without DU.

I'm going to bed. Feel free to flame my grammar Nazi ass all night long.

ON EDIT-Thanks for the great replies. I'm going to bed with a smile.

[edhopper]

1. i dunt now

waht you're tallkin abuot.

[irisblue]

2. Sleep ewell

[sharp_stick]

3. Wat th fack nkkt

[Warpy]

4. That's GRAMMAR Nazi ass to you, bucko

If you're going to jump on our spelling, make certain yours is correct.

However, you do get points for proper uses of apostrophe and comma.

[rzemanfl]

7. "Moran" was deliberate. It goes back a ways.

With your post count you know that.

[Brother Buzz]

5. "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

[True Dough]

6. I 4 one

jUst wanna thank u rzemanfl 4 keepin the grammer stAnderd at the hiest level. We wuld be worst off without peeple like u!

[Dem2]

8. Speech to text

Sorry I'm a lazy mother f*****, if errors crop up, I'm not going to lose sleep about it.

[rzemanfl]

10. I tried voice to text at work in the early '90s. It needed 32 megs of RAM.

The RAM was $750 back then. I have taken your name and will cut you slack, but it will be on your permanent record.

[Dem2]

16. .

I can live with that. 😀

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. I haven't had enough sleep since like... November.

[rzemanfl]

12. When I need to sleep I think of Ernie Banks hitting one out at Wrigley. n/t

[Alice11111]

11. Still watching atb4 in the morning here. Bedd earlt

Wine first.
Thanks to DT for his style of diplomacy- bullying and insulting people to vote w him- so that they would die b4 voting w him, we won.

Conrats to all!

[HipChick]

13. Fcuk at

[madinmaryland]

14. GET A BRAIN MORANS!!

[Lotusflower70]

26. Ugh

That was my first thought when I saw this thread. Stupid people suck.

[Flaleftist]

15. People, the OP is series.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

17. Mmmm... I love flaleftists!

[Dem2]

19. You spelled falafel wrong

[Dem2]

18. OMG

[Renew Deal]

21. We're screwn

[Oubaas]

23. I Thought...

I thought it was, "screwt" not "screwn"?

[smirkymonkey]

20. I think when people post in fits of passion, grammar and punctuation go out the window.

The important thing is to express oneself. I don't think most people are terribly concerned with constructing perfect sentences.

[demmiblue]

22. Here, have an A. n/t

[TexasTowelie]

24. I already told Aristus that I would be getting a strong buzz

since he is on call tonight. I doubt that the world will come to an end because I scrude up sumthin 2nit.

[Kokonoe]

25. I thind wu shiold take this post seriously.

Pleadw excise th e typose , tge is haw I acryaooy type.

[Warren DeMontague]

27. Covfefe

[Doreen]

28. ever ocure to u that we like doing it to you on porpose?

u only do bad grammer and spelling to friends......especially when we like u,

[sprinkleeninow]

29. kgcdhk vcvbnmmnb zasfghn vfbv bffdpitedv

hgfdgkoirw nlmcvc jhazvnkhffh

(My furdaughter typed you a response.) 😆 😘

[byronius]

30. Я пишу, що я відчуваю.

Ukrainian for 'I write what I feel'.

But I do agree with ewe.