Romney to fire campaign spokespeople and outsource lying to Chinese firm

[jberryhill]

Faced with the growing expense of having his US staff keep up with the calvalcade of daily bullshit, Mitt Romeny today announced that he would be firing his US campaign staff and instead directing all pesky media inquiries to Prevarico Heavy Industries, a public relations company in the Fuqyu Province of China.

[blm]

1. HaH!!! Can we spread this around?

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[freshwest]

2. Smells like public domain to me!

[Kalidurga]

3. I don't think there are enough Chinese to keep up nt

[HooptieWagon]

4. In other news; Sheldon Anderson donates $1B

to hire 100 million Chinese for Romney call center...

[Suji to Seoul]

5. I live here in China. I know where that is.

It's capital is Fa Ku, 法库, and it's motto is "干你，操你妈的. 你是他妈的傻逼“ (pinyin: Gan ni, cao ni ma de ni shi ta ma de sha bi). Translate: Fuck you, motherfucker. You're a fucking asshole"

I call Romney "鬼佬“ everyday. I'm white skinned and that's the Chinese nasty word for "white person." It literally means "Ghost guy."

[blm]

6. HAHAH.....great post

; )
I needed the laugh

[sakabatou]

7. LMAO

[jberryhill]

9. Whoa... Cool

[Hugabear]

8. I think he's already moved his campaign call center to India....nt

n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

10. I guess it was inevitable. nt

[spindetective]

11. Excellent post!

[coalition_unwilling]

12. Priceless! Thanks - n/t

[pinboy3niner]

13. DUzy!

[treestar]

14. Too funny