Ok, who had General Kelly, In the Conservatory, with the Rope?

[FSogol]

[underpants]

1. Damn. I had the Library

because you know Trump would never be in there.

[FSogol]

2. LOL. n/t

[Hugin]

3. Drat...

I had Bannon, In the Library, with a rolled up newspaper.

[FSogol]

6. LOL: Bannon, in the dumpster, with the....

[smirkymonkey]

12. a fifth of scotch.

[Leith]

13. Best Answer!

I think I'll take Kelly, in the Conservatory, with a knife in the back. Give it a few weeks, enough time for shitgibbon to chafe under having to run "his" "business" someone else's way.

Please pleeeeeeeze... if there is a god, don't let Kelly be able to rein in hair furor and stop his tweets. That buffoonery is all we have left!

[Borchkins]

4. Darnit, I had General Kelly in the billiard room with the lead pipe. nt

[lapfog_1]

5. knife

he was front stabbed!

[FSogol]

7. He might have done it to himself, a la Bannon....

[underpants]

9. Oh!

Taking a standing 8 count on that one.

[nolabear]

8. Oh god I love this far too much.

I just pray the country survives. But...

[FSogol]

10. It has to just be a game, right?

Maybe I got hit by a car and I'm in a coma, dreaming this all up, right?

[Hekate]

11. Oh well done, all of you

[malaise]

14. Not sure but no one in this fugging WH

has a CLUE

[FSogol]

15. NO CLUE: The White House Mystery Game! from Hasbro.

[Hugin]

16. At this point, I'd buy that game. n/t

[malaise]

17. I'd buy that

[librechik]

18. Lawrence ODonnell nailed this

All except for "Rip the hard pass on the lanyard right off Mooch's neck" still unconfirmed