Pre-nup agreement gives Tom Cruise sole custody
THE pre-nuptial agreement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes guarantees the Mission Impossible actor sole custody of his wife’s Operating Thetan
Scientology insiders revealed that the ‘pre-nup’ was ‘water tight’ ensuring Cruise would retain the part of his wife’s eternal existence that can control matter, energy, space and time.
A source said: “Tom already has the Operating Thetans of his first two wives which he keeps in his mind fridge.
“He is sad that his latest marriage has come to an end but hopes that by devouring all three Operating Thetans through a secret hole in the middle of his forehead he will gain total dominion over the realm of thought-space and challenge Xenu, the 75 billion year old mega-being, for the title of Lord of the Ultra-Sponge.”
The source added: “Katie was very reluctant to give up the rights to her Thetan and only agreed to it in exchange for $33 million.
“As you can imagine, she is also very sad.”
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That's a better explanation than most.
South Park's send off of Tom Cruise and Scientology is the best thing since Operation Clambake.
As Jay Novella once said, "Get a bowl and some milk because this guy is coo-coo for Cocao Puffs."
Indeed he is, as is any Scientologist true believer.
