"You can't ground me, I'm the President!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I spit in your cereal" ) Trump is saying: "Well, how about if I'm really very, very, VERY GOOD all day long, and do everything you say, and not give you any of 'those looks,' and talk to you nice each and every time and not just in front of other people, . . . . then you think I could do Twitter and cable news for a half hour before bed?"

[Anthea Carson]

1. If only suits could say

I'm with stupid

[underpants]

2. You're a man so you don't have to stay behind me

[underpants]

3. I taught Jr to walk around like a mouth breather like this. We catch at least 5 flies a day.

[GallopingGhost]

4. "Please, PLEASE!!

I'm old enough now to be left alone in the White House! I promise to study the Constitution instead of watching Scooby-Doo! I'll be nice on Twitter! No more Crooked Hillary, and I'm sorry I called Bannon a poopy-head!"

[Donkees]

5. ''Who shortened this tie?''

[skip fox]

6. D.T. continues:

"I know a lot of other guys say they can hold their breath until they die, but they can't and I can. . . . And I only want five minutes on Twitter every hour! . . . That way I can save stuff up. . . . . Besides, I know you wouldn't like me holding my breath. . . . They tell me it's not pretty and gets real old real fast."

[dembotoz]

7. The don't like my healthcare plan now... wait till they see what they get in the camps

[skip fox]

8. D.T. continues:

"Or we could go to the mall and pick up some babes."