Paul Manafort spends afternoon ...

[Ilsa]

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Paul Manafort Spends Afternoon Making House Look Presentable For Next FBI Raid http://trib.al/iJKnnil
4:02 PM - Aug 9, 2017

[sharp_stick]

1. I hate it when they raid pre-dawn

you haven't cleaned up the dinner dishes or put away the empty beer bottles that make it look like you drink too much.

[lunatica]

2. And I'm usually passed out til at least 10am

I hate having to get up when I'm still drunk.

[Ilsa]

3. It's easier to just stay put

on the couch to keep the wet spot covered. But you should pull your hand out of the warm bowl of water so they won't know. Just blame the smell of ammonia on the dog that's licking carne asada off your neck.

[Gothmog]

4. The house must be in good condition before the next raid

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

5. Asked for comment, he said this: