IMO, could DT45 ever be sent off to a Witness Protection Program???

[CK_John]

Maybe Vancouver, BC.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Leavenworth would work.

[Marie Marie]

2. Never happen.

1) He already tried the alias thing with John Miller and everyone knew who that was.
2) There is no disguising THAT package. And,
3) Narcissists cannot live in anonymity. Day 1 of his relocation, he would announce a "please love and adore me" rally.

JMHO.

[Warpy]

3. Not a chance

he'd have to give reliable testimony to earn it and he's a pathological liar.

He'd also out himself at every opportunity, "Do you know who I am?"

[procon]

4. He's better suited for the Witless Protection Program. nt

[MLAA]

6. Good one!

[3catwoman3]

7. Ding, ding, ding!

We have a winner!

That was excellent!

[AlexSFCA]

5. you kidding

he can't even stop tweeting