Are we getting Raptured tomorrow?

[HipChick]

[jaysunb]

1. I hope those that believe it.will be. :) n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Yet, when they are wrong, they will have their excuses to cover their asses. They always do.

[ornotna]

2. I am

Not sure about you, hippie.

[MLAA]

3. If we are, it will be the largest alt-ignorant nazi March ever....they will be only ones left :)

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. Just so I don't get ruptured while watching the Rapture.

[womanofthehills]

12. up up and away

Someone from my town, put this on Facebook months ago and I just had to save it for a thread like this.

[GulfCoast66]

19. LOL. If that happens...

Everyone will arrive in heaven with shit in their pants!!!

[Ken Burch]

26. ...but it will be Holy Shit...

n/t.

[jberryhill]

45. Those are Australians getting raptured

[TheBlackAdder]

48. Ask them to sign all their worldly posessions over to you, since they won't need them.

[juxtaposed]

5. we can only hope

[Warpy]

6. It would be a win-win, wouldn't it?

Either we'd end up in paradise or we'd finally be rid of them.

[jaysunb]

21. +1 n/t

[CurtEastPoint]

7. Like this?

[nini]

15. LOL one of my favorite death openings for that show

I need to watch that whole series again. Loved it.

[CurtEastPoint]

24. I just loved every episode. That one was a keeper, for sure!

[PufPuf23]

30. I enjoyed that show too.

I haven't had TV for years but binge watched it last year on Amazon Prime.

[CurtEastPoint]

37. Another one you might like is Nurse Jackie.

[PufPuf23]

38. I'll check and see if that is on Amazon Prime.

I am slowly working through 24 and recently finished 5 seasons of American Horror Story.

[CurtEastPoint]

39. Transparent on Amazon is pretty amazing.

[PufPuf23]

40. I have watched and enjoyed Transparent.

Subscribed to Amazon Prime to get lower price on one major purchase and free shipping.

I live nearly a two hour hour drive from any modern shopping and there is no antenna TV (nor cell phone) reception.

So watching TV shows and old movies on Amazon over satellite internet has become my guilty pleasure.

[Solly Mack]

8. Only if someone plays Blondie while viewing the eclipse.

Then everyone within hearing could be said to have been raptured. So to speak.

It's kind of like being Rick-Rolled. Well, it's a lot like being Rick-Rolled, actually.

Here: Now everyone reading this has been raptured.

I raptured you with Rapture.

[YOHABLO]

10. Oh I love that. Was that the first rap song?

[Solly Mack]

11. No. It was the first to top the charts but it was not the first featuring rap.

[GulfCoast66]

20. Wasn't Rapper's Delight earlier?

I can watch the video of that song on 'Soul Train' for hours. Check it out on YouTube. Sugar Hill Gang sang it.

[Solly Mack]

25. I know the SHG. Yes, Rapper's Delight came out first. Rapture topped the charts first.

Topped as in number 1 on Billboard.

I like rap music. Always have. Not all rap, but then I don't like all of any music.

[GulfCoast66]

32. Ironically I am a 50 year old white guy

Who generally dislikes rap as it does not speak to my experience.

I loved Rappers Delight the minute I heard it.

Have a nice evening

[Solly Mack]

42. Because it's a fun song. A lot of people of all skin hues enjoyed Rapper's Delight.

I liked "8th Wonder" better.

A lot of music doesn't speak to my experience but it doesn't have to for me to like it. People like what they like.

You have a good evening too!

The power went out here or I would have answered sooner. Sorry about that!

[Not Ruth]

34. Cultural appropriation song

[GulfCoast66]

35. Whatever...

[LWolf]

9. Well, no.

I don't think I'm part of that group; I'd be happy for them if something comes for them and takes them away, though.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. Every 2 years, an eclipse falls somewhere on earth, why would the USA bring a rapture?

[HipChick]

16. Apparently my #MAGA neighbor thinks we are getting raptured tomorrow..

and she also thinks Jesus was a White Aryan..

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Well, then they should sign the title to their cars and deed to their house to those left behind.

.

You can host a "Who is a fucking moron?" party for Tuesday evening. See if they show.

.

[GoCubsGo]

23. Well, you can have fun with her on Wednesday.

Just ask her, "Well, how did that Rapture thing work out for you? About like the last time you were told we're getting raptured, eh?" I doubt she'll make any connection, though.

[TheBlackAdder]

41. They'll pull the "This proves that mortal man cannot predict God's actions" bit.

[HipChick]

44. They are full of it, I don't let those WatchTower folks in either..

my apathy of religion deserves respect too..

[TheBlackAdder]

46. They knock on my door and I delegitimize every talking point they have. They leave frustrated.

[malaise]

18. If the deplorables are raptured I'm

very cool with that

[GoCubsGo]

22. I know I'm not.

I am a godless heathen. Not that I ever thought "The Rapture" was a real thing before I saw The Man Behind the Curtain.

[Oubaas]

27. It's Only a Partial...

Well, it's not THE rapture, it's only a partial, for the time being. Sort of like something to tide people over until the main event.

The redeemed will be yanked out of the world, but only up to about 50,000 feet, where they'll remain suspended for a week or so.

[Vinca]

28. Sadly, if the thumpers are raptured, they'll leave Don behind.

What should we do with him? I'm thinking an eternity of scrubbing toilets.

[democratisphere]

29. We've already been raptured and it's sitting in the oval office.

Where have you been?

[Liberal and Proud]

31. I hope so! Would be kind of interesting.

[liberal N proud]

33. Time to inflate my inflatable dolls with helium

And go find some church praying through the eclipse.

[Blue_true]

36. Well, Trump is addressing the nation. If he has the nuke football on his desk, run. nt

[Nevernose]

43. I sure hope so

If I keep eating sheet cake I'll get diabetes.

(Just joking. I've already got diabetes)

[spanone]

47. ruptured.

[Old Enough 2]

49. Old Enough 2

Rapture=physically removed from reality. Hey believer! What's wrong with the old method? Soul up to heaven. What the hell is god going to do with your Fox fried brain in the promised land? You've over dosed on Fantasy Island on the Mega Church Channel.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

50. If "getting raptured" is related to "getting lucky", then I hope so. nt

[madinmaryland]

51. I'm still here!!

[HipChick]

52. Still here, although I did get accosted by a star gazer

who tried to convince me that a UFO was traveling behind the moon...anyway, I expect Blabbermouth#45 to slip up on that..