So has Mrs Turtle been fired yet?

[malaise]

[sandensea]

1. Could happen in April.

Could happen in (Ping) May.

[malaise]

2. Turtle says the Con refuses to learn the basics of government

Take your seats DUers

ACTION!!!

[sandensea]

3. Knowing what we already know about the Chao family,

I don't know what Trump's media allies are waiting for. That applies to Breitbart as well, as the're no friends of McConnell - the very personification of the "D.C. swamp" they profess to oppose.

[malaise]

5. Excellent post

Move away from the fan

[sandensea]

7. Kind of you to say.

It is what it is, right?

[malaise]

11. Yep

That these scumbags can mention corruption anywhere on our planet but bot their own corruption is no longer funny

[volstork]

9. Dude.

You're making me hungry!
(For pistachios, popcorn, and chocolate. Oh, and schadenfreude. LOTS of schadenfreude.)

[malaise]

13. Dude? I am female

Cyber food is not fattening - eat away

[volstork]

16. 'Scuse me.

"Dudette."

Schadenfreude isn't fattening either!

[malaise]

17. LOL

Love it

[NightWatcher]

4. No, because the next thing you'd hear from Turtle would be "trump, you're fired"

That's his only marker now.

[malaise]

14. Apparently the Con doesn't know that

[madinmaryland]

6. tRump probably wants to have sex with turtlemans wife

Just to piss him off.

[volstork]

10. Well, she's already uses to

sex with disgusting bottom-dwellers, so what's one more...

[MiniMe]

8. He can't be fired, he is an elected official

Can't stand the man, but tRump can't fire him

[malaise]

12. Huh?

Mrs. Turtle?

[MiniMe]

15. Oops, I thought they were talking about Mitchie.

[malaise]

18. The turtle has more power than the Con

I'm loving the feeding frenzy among ReTHUGs

[Turn CO Blue]

19. LOL

The Tortoise vs. The Hair

Link to tweet

[malaise]

20. Never forget who won