"You can't do that. I didn't ride in on a horse." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("You're evicted!" ) Trump is saying: "And just because I sometimes use a teleprompter, the dishonest media is saying there are two Trumps: the scripted Trump and the real Trump, Jekyll and Hyde if you will. But I'm here to tell you there is only ONE TRUMP: ME!!!! . . . And I have no patience with that other Trump, the scripted one, who seems to think he can take over. . . . But he can't. . . . I won't let him see my dreams at night so he'll never be able to find the controls. . . . Tough luck, loser!"

[chelsea0011]

1. To all my nazi, alt right friends I salute you

[RKP5637]

2. I am Der Fuhrer! n/t

[MoonRiver]

3. These tiny fingers can still make a circle! So there!

[Johonny]

4. They said that tonights theme is unity and said to them, I didn't even know my daughter was here.

Unity will you come out on stage and say hi to all the real Americans. Unity! Unity! I guess she's shy. Well, to hell with unity.

[democratisphere]

5. "That was some weird shit!"

[skip fox]

6. D.T. continues:

"Who would eer thik such a tiny litte pill could have such a fantastic efect. . . . The doctor called it a Placebo, I think it was."