Joke: The new upward mobility in America

[Ichingcarpenter]

My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year.

[SoDesuKa]

1. I Like It

it reminds me of a doctor joke with the set-up, "I have good news and bad news . . . " The punch line is that there's nothing but bad news for the patient. When he asks what the good news is, the doctor brightens and reports some good event in his (the doctor's) personal life.

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

3. Bad news, you've got cancer. Good news, I'm banging the receptionist.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Good news, there's baseball in heaven; bad news, you're playing shortstop on Saturday

[marybourg]

2. Reminds me of the jokes that used

to be told in the old Soviet Union.

[Turbineguy]

7. A guy walks into a butchershop

"Do you have any fish today?"

"We don't have meat here, they don't have fish across the street!"

[polichick]

4. That's pretty accurate - and the boss couldn't care less.

[raccoon]

5. Ain't that the truth? nt

[UnrepentantLiberal]

8. Trickle down in action.

[Ichingcarpenter]

11. This isn't a lame joke but

a Bain joke.

[SoCalDem]

9. Years ago a dermatologist friend of mine told me this one

Two doctors talking:

When asked why he became a dermatologist instead of a heart surgeon or some other "exciting" specialty..

the answer:

you never really cure your patients, and they rarely ever die.

[Nye Bevan]

10. "Pimple-popper MD" (nt)