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Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:21 AM

Joke: The new upward mobility in America



My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year.

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Reply Joke: The new upward mobility in America (Original post)
Ichingcarpenter Jul 2012 OP
SoDesuKa Jul 2012 #1
12AngryBorneoWildmen Jul 2012 #3
pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #6
marybourg Jul 2012 #2
Turbineguy Jul 2012 #7
polichick Jul 2012 #4
raccoon Jul 2012 #5
UnrepentantLiberal Jul 2012 #8
Ichingcarpenter Jul 2012 #11
SoCalDem Jul 2012 #9
Nye Bevan Jul 2012 #10

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:27 AM

1. I Like It

it reminds me of a doctor joke with the set-up, "I have good news and bad news . . . " The punch line is that there's nothing but bad news for the patient. When he asks what the good news is, the doctor brightens and reports some good event in his (the doctor's) personal life.

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Response to SoDesuKa (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:49 AM

3. Bad news, you've got cancer. Good news, I'm banging the receptionist.

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Response to 12AngryBorneoWildmen (Reply #3)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 07:56 AM

6. Good news, there's baseball in heaven; bad news, you're playing shortstop on Saturday

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:47 AM

2. Reminds me of the jokes that used

to be told in the old Soviet Union.

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Response to marybourg (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 08:19 AM

7. A guy walks into a butchershop

"Do you have any fish today?"

"We don't have meat here, they don't have fish across the street!"

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 07:37 AM

4. That's pretty accurate - and the boss couldn't care less.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 07:53 AM

5. Ain't that the truth? nt

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 09:06 AM

8. Trickle down in action.

 

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Response to UnrepentantLiberal (Reply #8)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:42 PM

11. This isn't a lame joke but

a Bain joke.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 09:25 AM

9. Years ago a dermatologist friend of mine told me this one

Two doctors talking:

When asked why he became a dermatologist instead of a heart surgeon or some other "exciting" specialty..

the answer:

you never really cure your patients, and they rarely ever die.

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Response to SoCalDem (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 09:29 AM

10. "Pimple-popper MD" (nt)

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