If you can hypnotize Trump....

[SummerSnow]

what would you have him do? You cannot say resign.

I would have him take a dump butt naked on the White House lawn

[panader0]

1. I would suggest some lysergic acid diethylamide.

[fierywoman]

2. Seems like he's already tripping on this!

[panader0]

4. No, acid would make him act the opposite of how he does now.

Try it, you'll see what I mean.

[fierywoman]

13. I only did it once, more than 40 years ago...

[Zoonart]

3. Ohhhhhhh

Can we hypnotize him into being Captain Underpants? Pleeeeeeze?

[Beringia]

5. shave his head and get a bunch of tatoos on his hands where you can see them n/t

[bdamomma]

6. spill the beans on his involvement with

Russia, and why he has such admiration for Putin.

[eShirl]

7. channel Curly of The Three Stooges

[northoftheborder]

8. Nail him to Russia, AND shave his head.

[DBoon]

12. not a shaved head

A mohawk died a fluorescent color

[Grassy Knoll]

9. Have A Rally With His White Pointy Hat And Robe

In Front Of The Whole World.

[Lilly52]

10. Be Honest and end this HELL.

[Shrike47]

11. Release his income tax forms for the past 10 years.

[bluepen]

14. Two things.

1. Do his own press briefings every day and cry each time.

2. Do whatever Chuck Schumer tells him to do.