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Donald J. Trump, PINOOTUS, has mobilized the entire manpower of ICE and is sending them all to Texas. In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team, Trump said, "What better time to catch criminal illegals than when they're trying to escape flood waters. We will probably deport at least 1 million illegals who came here from Mexico and who knows where else in this operation. Harvey is a good thing for America and even Texas. It will free up American jobs for Americans."
When asked how ICE will identify illegals in this disaster, he responded: "We'll sort that out later. But, if they have, you know, an accent, they're outa here. If some can prove their citizenship later, we'll consider letting them return after extreme vetting."
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MineralMan
(147,072 posts)"In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team, "
Wounded Bear
(60,075 posts)MineralMan
(147,072 posts)"In an exclusive interview with our satirical news team,"
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)MineralMan
(147,072 posts)mercuryblues
(14,793 posts)have great results with this. Who thinks to run and grab their birth certificate, license, passport, any ID for that matter, when trying to escape flood waters? He has put Arpaio in charge of the mass deportation.