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Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:22 PM

I'm thinking of buying 100K shares of Apple. From 2001.

Retroactively..... of course
$22 a share wow then I can retire retroactively.


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Reply I'm thinking of buying 100K shares of Apple. From 2001. (Original post)
Ichingcarpenter Jul 2012 OP
ibegurpard Jul 2012 #1
Ichingcarpenter Jul 2012 #3
ibegurpard Jul 2012 #5
Earth_First Jul 2012 #2
ibegurpard Jul 2012 #4
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ProSense Jul 2012 #6
Earth_First Jul 2012 #9
coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #26
KurtNYC Jul 2012 #7
arely staircase Jul 2012 #13
chalky Jul 2012 #31
B Calm Jul 2012 #8
Brickbat Jul 2012 #10
Spazito Jul 2012 #11
lonestarnot Jul 2012 #15
DisgustipatedinCA Jul 2012 #12
Curtland1015 Jul 2012 #14
mnhtnbb Jul 2012 #16
pkdu Jul 2012 #17
Kennah Jul 2012 #18
beveeheart Jul 2012 #19
silverlib Jul 2012 #20
GeorgeGist Jul 2012 #21
aint_no_life_nowhere Jul 2012 #22
malaise Jul 2012 #23
Ishoutandscream2 Jul 2012 #30
rocktivity Jul 2012 #24
rocktivity Jul 2012 #25
coalition_unwilling Jul 2012 #27
rocktivity Jul 2012 #29
thelordofhell Jul 2012 #28

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:23 PM

1. that's nothing!

I just retroactively bought a bunch of Microsoft from 1984! top that punk!

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM

3. Did you retroactively retire?

Wow...

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #3)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:26 PM

5. of course!

just waiting for my check from Bill Gates now.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM

2. Pffft...I just obtained the Louisiana Purchase...

Retroactively, of course.

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Response to Earth_First (Reply #2)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM

4. I just retroactively gave it back to France!

so there!

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:27 PM

6. .



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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:32 PM

9. Touche!

Well played, sir. Well played.

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:47 PM

26. Well, it was Bastille Day yesterday! :rofl: - n/t

 

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:28 PM

7. I just went and retroactively warned the Bush admin that "bin Laden prepared to uses planes.."

Got them to put it Bush's daily briefing so now he will be warned and he will stop it.

Mission retroactively accomplished!

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Response to KurtNYC (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:53 PM

13. i just killed hitler

Retroactively

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Response to KurtNYC (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 08:11 PM

31. Sorry...Bush still ignored you warning.

But thanks for trying.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:31 PM

8. Yup. . makes sense. .

 

I think I will buy 200k shares of 1991 Apple retroactive stocks. .

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:41 PM

10. OMG...CALL CONGRESS...SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!11!1!!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:41 PM

11. I retroactively bought a lotto ticket using the winning numbers...

and am just waiting for my payout!

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Response to Spazito (Reply #11)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:08 PM

15. And I bought 10 in the same fashion.

 

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:50 PM

12. Great idea. I'll get in on the retroactive Google IPO n/t

 

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:56 PM

14. I ate poisoned sushi and died in 2006.

But I retroactively took the antidote and got better.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:11 PM

16. LOL. I seriously considered buying it at $27 some years ago and decided against it.

Worried that without Jobs, it would falter. Boy, did I ever screw up that decision!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:12 PM

17. You can't !

I retroactively bought out Steve Jobs , then filed documents with SEC showing that I am CEO , sole Share Holder and Managing Director!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:21 PM

18. I whispered in President Carter's ear,"Send 2 carriers and 16 helicopters"

Operation Eagle Claw was a success!
Jimmy Carter re-elected to a second term!
Solar panels stayed on top of the White House, and now they are atop EVERY house!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:54 PM

19. I retroactively had a certain blue dress dry-cleaned!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:50 PM

20. We all would have done well to listen to Forrest Gump! (n/t)

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:08 PM

21. Joke if you want but there's proof that Romney is already dead.

Even the epitaph was written.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:16 PM

22. I went back and visited Roswell the day of the crash

I saved and hid one of the aliens and now he's running for high public office.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:22 PM

23. Super thread

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Response to malaise (Reply #23)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:34 PM

30. Laughing my ass off!

This whole thread is DUZY worthy, for sure!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:40 PM

25. I married Jon Bon Jovi retroactively

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making me the next of kin to his fortune.



Actually, that's a lie...

I married the ENTIRE Bon Jovi band retroactively!




rocktivity

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:51 PM

27. I am laughing so hard at this thread. I didn't think the Neil Munro

 

interrupts Obama thread could be beaten but this one could just do it!

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Response to coalition_unwilling (Reply #27)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:19 PM

29. Yes, indeed -- DUzy thread candidate!


rocktivity

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:11 PM

28. I retroactively founded Lougle and Motley Lou

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