Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:22 PM
Ichingcarpenter (36,988 posts)
I'm thinking of buying 100K shares of Apple. From 2001.
Retroactively..... of course
$22 a share wow then I can retire retroactively.
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Ichingcarpenter | Jul 2012 | OP |
ibegurpard | Jul 2012 | #1 | |
Ichingcarpenter | Jul 2012 | #3 | |
ibegurpard | Jul 2012 | #5 | |
Earth_First | Jul 2012 | #2 | |
ibegurpard | Jul 2012 | #4 | |
ProSense | Jul 2012 | #6 | |
Earth_First | Jul 2012 | #9 | |
coalition_unwilling | Jul 2012 | #26 | |
KurtNYC | Jul 2012 | #7 | |
arely staircase | Jul 2012 | #13 | |
chalky | Jul 2012 | #31 | |
B Calm | Jul 2012 | #8 | |
Brickbat | Jul 2012 | #10 | |
Spazito | Jul 2012 | #11 | |
lonestarnot | Jul 2012 | #15 | |
DisgustipatedinCA | Jul 2012 | #12 | |
Curtland1015 | Jul 2012 | #14 | |
mnhtnbb | Jul 2012 | #16 | |
pkdu | Jul 2012 | #17 | |
Kennah | Jul 2012 | #18 | |
beveeheart | Jul 2012 | #19 | |
silverlib | Jul 2012 | #20 | |
GeorgeGist | Jul 2012 | #21 | |
aint_no_life_nowhere | Jul 2012 | #22 | |
malaise | Jul 2012 | #23 | |
Ishoutandscream2 | Jul 2012 | #30 | |
rocktivity | Jul 2012 | #24 | |
rocktivity | Jul 2012 | #25 | |
coalition_unwilling | Jul 2012 | #27 | |
rocktivity | Jul 2012 | #29 | |
thelordofhell | Jul 2012 | #28 |
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:23 PM
ibegurpard (16,663 posts)
1. that's nothing!
I just retroactively bought a bunch of Microsoft from 1984! top that punk!
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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #1)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM
Ichingcarpenter (36,988 posts)
3. Did you retroactively retire?
Wow...
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #3)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:26 PM
ibegurpard (16,663 posts)
5. of course!
just waiting for my check from Bill Gates now.
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM
Earth_First (14,910 posts)
2. Pffft...I just obtained the Louisiana Purchase...
Retroactively, of course.
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Response to Earth_First (Reply #2)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:25 PM
ibegurpard (16,663 posts)
4. I just retroactively gave it back to France!
so there!
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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #4)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:32 PM
Earth_First (14,910 posts)
9. Touche!
Well played, sir. Well played.
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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #4)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:47 PM
coalition_unwilling (14,180 posts)
26. Well, it was Bastille Day yesterday! :rofl: - n/t
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:28 PM
KurtNYC (14,549 posts)
7. I just went and retroactively warned the Bush admin that "bin Laden prepared to uses planes.."
Got them to put it Bush's daily briefing so now he will be warned and he will stop it.
Mission retroactively accomplished! |
Response to KurtNYC (Reply #7)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:53 PM
arely staircase (12,482 posts)
13. i just killed hitler
Retroactively
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Response to KurtNYC (Reply #7)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 08:11 PM
chalky (3,297 posts)
31. Sorry...Bush still ignored you warning.
But thanks for trying.
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:31 PM
B Calm (28,762 posts)
8. Yup. . makes sense. .
I think I will buy 200k shares of 1991 Apple retroactive stocks. .
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:41 PM
Brickbat (19,339 posts)
10. OMG...CALL CONGRESS...SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO!!11!1!!
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:41 PM
Spazito (44,169 posts)
11. I retroactively bought a lotto ticket using the winning numbers...
and am just waiting for my payout!
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Response to Spazito (Reply #11)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:08 PM
lonestarnot (77,097 posts)
15. And I bought 10 in the same fashion.
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:50 PM
DisgustipatedinCA (12,530 posts)
12. Great idea. I'll get in on the retroactive Google IPO n/t
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 01:56 PM
Curtland1015 (4,404 posts)
14. I ate poisoned sushi and died in 2006.
But I retroactively took the antidote and got better.
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:11 PM
mnhtnbb (29,604 posts)
16. LOL. I seriously considered buying it at $27 some years ago and decided against it.
Worried that without Jobs, it would falter. Boy, did I ever screw up that decision!
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:12 PM
pkdu (3,977 posts)
17. You can't !
I retroactively bought out Steve Jobs , then filed documents with SEC showing that I am CEO , sole Share Holder and Managing Director!
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:21 PM
Kennah (8,522 posts)
18. I whispered in President Carter's ear,"Send 2 carriers and 16 helicopters"
Operation Eagle Claw was a success!
Jimmy Carter re-elected to a second term! Solar panels stayed on top of the White House, and now they are atop EVERY house! |
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 02:54 PM
beveeheart (1,275 posts)
19. I retroactively had a certain blue dress dry-cleaned!
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 03:50 PM
silverlib (2,521 posts)
20. We all would have done well to listen to Forrest Gump! (n/t)
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:08 PM
GeorgeGist (24,678 posts)
21. Joke if you want but there's proof that Romney is already dead.
Even the epitaph was written.
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:16 PM
aint_no_life_nowhere (21,925 posts)
22. I went back and visited Roswell the day of the crash
I saved and hid one of the aliens and now he's running for high public office.
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:22 PM
malaise (245,827 posts)
23. Super thread
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Response to malaise (Reply #23)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:34 PM
Ishoutandscream2 (6,551 posts)
30. Laughing my ass off!
This whole thread is DUZY worthy, for sure!
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:40 PM
rocktivity (44,274 posts)
25. I married Jon Bon Jovi retroactively
Last edited Sun Jan 25, 2015, 06:00 PM - Edit history (4) making me the next of kin to his fortune.
![]() Actually, that's a lie... I married the ENTIRE Bon Jovi band retroactively! ![]() ![]() rocktivity |
Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 05:51 PM
coalition_unwilling (14,180 posts)
27. I am laughing so hard at this thread. I didn't think the Neil Munro
interrupts Obama thread could be beaten but this one could just do it!
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Response to coalition_unwilling (Reply #27)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:19 PM
rocktivity (44,274 posts)
29. Yes, indeed -- DUzy thread candidate!
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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)
Sun Jul 15, 2012, 06:11 PM
thelordofhell (4,569 posts)