Don & Melania's Most Excellent Texas Adventure Photo Op. I feel safer already.

[Miles Archer]

That "thumbs up" means "I'm on it."

[spanone]

1. is that his granddaughter?

[OKNancy]

2. twitter is raking her over the coals for her stilettos

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I predicted she'd wear shoes like that.

Bet they cost about $1K, too.

[likesmountains 52]

8. How can she walk across that wet grass in those heels?

[uponit7771]

9. IKR !?!!?

[MiniMe]

19. I couldn't walk anywhere in those heels

This isn't fashion time, but I seriously couldn't walk in those heels

[Pachamama]

34. Trump looks like he is struggling to walk in those boots more than she is in her stilettos...

....probably the first time he has ever worn work boots in his life....And in her case, first time she has had to go help the less fortunate....poor thing had no idea what the fashion look for this was....

[Historic NY]

37. Jeez...give him a break he normally wear golf shoes.

[Pachamama]

44. Your right....

[Johonny]

24. nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help

Reagan's nightmare finally is realized.

[DK504]

29. He sure as hell made it come true.

[bellmartin]

35. Not to worry. He clearly ISN"T there to help.

[LuckyCharms]

3. The glasses will protect her from the blinding sun prominent in a rainstorm. n/t

[bettyellen]

36. She didn't think it was worth spending an hour w a makeup artist so she's wearing sunnies....

Exactly how a Kardashian would handle it.

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

4. Less her heart...

...(yes, I'm southern) she's wearing five inch heels. She looks stunning but hopefully she'll change her shoes once she's on the ground in Texas!

[forgotmylogin]

11. Perhaps she thinks the heels are like stilts

that will keep her dry!

"Oh Donald. Such destruction and flooding. I feel for the people of Texas."
"We're not there yet, Melania, get in the helicopter."

[Sanity Claws]

13. The jacket looks too small to zip up

She'll need to zip up in the rain and wind.

She and her hubby are truly clueless. Everything is appearance, nothing is real.

[cwydro]

14. "Stunning"?

She looks like a clueless fool to me.

[Funtatlaguy]

5. Now now...Shirley they will change into

Prada work clothes and start searching for missing people.

[uponit7771]

7. SHE'S WEARING STILETTOS (sp) !!!!!!

[LuckyCharms]

10. Nothing like Hush Puppies to protect from floating sewage.

[flamingdem]

12. Faux pax

x 1000

[CatMor]

15. She's wearing aviator sunglasses

to go along with her bomber jacket. Do they have a costume department in the White House?

[oppressedproletarian]

21. Top Gun in heels!

[Ilsa]

23. Stupid outfit. It's in the 70s in Houston.

A short sleeved shurt with a rain jacket is more appropriate.

[fierywoman]

27. She put in a "glam room" when she moved in. Must always be glamorous.

[Grammy23]

16. Well, at least she wore her "high water" slacks.

Alex, I will take a clue for $500.

[uppityperson]

17. Hat has his name so no one will steal it. Stilettos and over dressed for the heat. Good thing there

Is a logo on Don's jacket so people will recognize him.

[Demtexan]

26. Looks like a new jacket.

Trying to look like a president.

He is thinking look at all this cheap land.

[ismnotwasm]

18. This water is higher than 6 inches Melania.

Nice try asshole.

[HopeAgain]

33. How to keep your ankles dry in 6" of water...

Might work.

[rainbow4321]

20. The wet pavement in this pic is prob the most water they will see today

They will probably be shuttled to a command center for photo ops. Maybe do a Bush like "look out the plane window at the flooding" picture. Most likely do more photo ops with the repukes in TX (governor, etc...) and a random relief/donation center in Austin.

They are headed to Austin and Corpus Christie instead of Houston.

[Demtexan]

22. It is overcast here.

She did not need sun glasses.

[Demtexan]

25. Where did they go.

River Oaks.

Sad clueless people.

Hey Donald looks like Harvey took your big tax cut and and wall money.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. Why can't I stop hearing Madonna's "Strike a pose" lyric from "Vogue" in my head? nt

[Demtexan]

32. Once a nude model always a nude model.

Yeah I said it.

Those two do not care about the flood victims.

[DK504]

30. Does she think this is a Vogue shoot?

WTF?

[Stinky The Clown]

31. Assholes In Constumes

[spiderpig]

38. Are those fashion statements from Ivanka's (overseas-produced) line?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[Yonnie3]

39. Where is the Play-Doh? n/t

[Buns_of_Fire]

40. No Play-Doh this year. Budget constraints.

He IS, however, bringing 50 cases of Silly Putty, a dozen bags of Fritos, and a bag of charcoal.

[Glimmer of Hope]

41. Were these pics photo shopped? Dear leader looks thinner than usual.

[L. Coyote]

42. Trump acted swiftly to secure the safety ...

Link to tweet

[TheBlackAdder]

43. Those dark-tinted aviators... Did Trump punch her in the eye recently?