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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDoes all the hairspray on Trump's hair make it waterproof?
I saw the picture of the Trumps walking about in the rain, looking very concerned, and I cannot help but notice that his hair looks very much like a helmet. And it rarely moves, except in strong breezes. So I am wondering if all the hairspray that is necessary to hold his few bits of hair provide protection from water and UV rays.
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Does all the hairspray on Trump's hair make it waterproof? (Original Post)
guillaumeb
Aug 2017
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It's a modified comb-over, colored a light yellow to hide the fact he is practically bald.
TheBlackAdder
Aug 2017
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C_U_L8R
(45,018 posts)1. Hair like substance
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)6. Covering a vaguely humanoid creature. eom
TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)2. It's a modified comb-over, colored a light yellow to hide the fact he is practically bald.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)7. If only his profound ignorance could be hidden.
But he insists on appearing in public.
Docreed2003
(16,869 posts)3. Aquanet is waterproof....I'm pretty sure
fleur-de-lisa
(14,628 posts)4. Marketed as 'waterproof' . . .
but it's not. I live in New Orleans. The humidity is often above 90%, even when it's not raining. No hairspray can withstand that level of humidity.
And that shit on Chump's head is a weave. A weave made of Owen's Corning Attic Insulation, cotton candy and horse hair.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)5. A clear winner on the secret of Trump's head covering. eom
treestar
(82,383 posts)8. lol