CALLING ALL DU MINDREADERS: Tell me what is on Trump's mind in this Texas ACTION photo. TELL ME!

[Miles Archer]

[riversedge]

1. Tell me where Tx is.

[OldHippieChick]

2. Who am I? Where am I?

Where is the remote?

[leftstreet]

3. I need fries

[Miles Archer]

11. That photo is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it?

[leftstreet]

17. LOL yep

[ProgressiveValue]

70. Do you think all the fried food gives him the runs on a daily basis?

Maybe that's why he doesn't like going anywhere, he never knows when he needs to go.

[JimGinPA]

4. This Boring Shit Is Cutting Into My TV Time

[dmoyer]

5. Fuckin Meuller

[C_U_L8R]

6. "Is my hat too big?"

"Or am I shrinking?"

[Eliot Rosewater]

7. I had a ham sandwich here somewhere just a minute ago

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[haveahart]

8. "What the f**k do I do about Kim and NK?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. I think I shit myself!

[0rganism]

10. lunch time yet?

is it too wet for golf?
how long will these rubes tolerate my obvious incompetence?

[blogslut]

12. "Nobody noticed my new suede cowboy boots. Sad!"

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. Wow such beautiful pictures!

[lpbk2713]

14. "Hmmm. What time is it?"

"I should be on the 11th or 12th hole by now."

[world wide wally]

15. That one young chick they were rescuing would be a hottie if she wore heels

[GoCubsGo]

29. "She's only 14 right now."

"In a few years, I could be dating her."

[LSFL]

16. I carried Texas?

Shit. I have to pretend I care now.

[Warpy]

18. Yeah, I was right to fire that mofo in Phoenix

cause lookit the suckers who swam out to see me today, yeah, they still love me, everybody loves me and any sack of shit who can't bring them in needed to hit the bricks. Yeah, now I need to get rid of that party pooper Kelly, won't let me have any fun at all any more, that'll show em who's boss but Jesus, this is boring, I hope those secret service guys got my bucket of chicken, gonna need it after listening to all this horseshit by guys who aren't me.

[Scurrilous]

19. "Who the @$!# is USA and why am I wearing their hat?"

[Miles Archer]

30. Melania had a way-cool "FLOTUS" hat

I'll bet she has every single word of the pre-nup memorized.

[RKP5637]

60. With my sunglasses and hat maybe none will recognize me next to this jerk. n/t

[greymattermom]

71. Melania's hands

are bigger than mine.

[ChubbyStar]

20. Did I unplug the iron?

[jalan48]

21. " I need to remember to schedule tee times for the Labor Day weekend,"

[GoCubsGo]

22. "Chocolate cake. What I wouldn't give for some beautiful chocolate cake."

"With ice cream. Two scoops."

Wow. His hands really ARE tiny.

[Warpy]

50. Yes, they're absurdly small.

Small hands, small mind, small...

[procon]

23. KFC Extra Crispy Bucket or a Taco Bowl Supremo? nt

[BSdetect]

24. Some good property deals right here.

[Wellstone ruled]

25. I am bored!!!

Is it time for me to brag about myself.

[NRaleighLiberal]

26. "Wait - this was supposed to be a lunch menu. these are just boring pictures. Sad."

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. "I gotta pee." nt

[HopeAgain]

28. Try to look interested, try to look interested...do I look interested?

[doc03]

31. How can I blame this on Obama? nt

[gratuitous]

32. Why isn't everyone talking about me?

Nobody's mentioned my stunning electoral college victory for almost five minutes. Boring!

[Pope George Ringo II]

33. There are times I think

The only thing on his mind is a hat.

[Ohiya]

34. I'm going to miss being president,

When I'm in prison!

[madamesilverspurs]

35. .

.

[dixiegrrrrl]

87. Thread Winnah!!!!

[lucca18]

36. They're going to say Obama is better than me at this....I just know it...I just know it!

But wait......I'll blame it all on Obama!!!!

[rzemanfl]

37. Who says I can't look like Jeff Sessions if I put my mind to it? n/t

[Johonny]

38. Does this hat make my ass look big

[Atticus]

39. "Shoodna had that damn burrito! Why did Pence gimme this hat? What was he saying about a

'useless soggy asshole'? Wonder if they'd let me grab some women if I was in a boat?"

[Goonch]

40. X

[rurallib]

45. "If I get $20 a pop for these stupid hats and this little show sell 10,000

BOOM! $200,000 smackers. Christ there's money to be made being president."

[Chellee]

82. Actually,

he IS selling the hats. But for $40 each.

I'm not even kidding.

https://www.newsmax.com/US/donald-trump-hat-for-sale-hurricane-harvey/2017/08/29/id/810436/

[enough]

41. Nothing. NT

[Adrahil]

42. "Damn, they're gonna expect me to not golf this weekend, aren't they." NT

[LeftInTX]

43. "It was bigger than my hands.."

[Funtatlaguy]

44. Maybe Mueller wound drown

If I made him move his operation down here.

[TheBlackAdder]

46. "JFC! I could be getting a raging hard on talking to a crowd about my winning the popular vote!"

[Vinca]

47. He's wondering what time the astronauts will touch down on the moon.

[randr]

48. What I really need is a whopper.

[TheBlackAdder]

49. "FOX & Friends asks, 'Why am I forced to be here when Obama only golfed during Hurricane Katrina?'"

[kentuck]

51. Do I look presidential now?

"I hate this job!"...

[Cracklin Charlie]

52. Does this satellite image...

Make my hands look big?

[trof]

53. Are we gonna be back in time for Family Feud?

[Afromania]

54. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

He looks like he's asleep with his eyes open.

[tymorial]

55. "Hillary would have been so much better at this..."

"God I hate this."

[AllaN01Bear]

56. i do read minds but some minds i dont want to read , esp: his , and a mind is a terrible thing to

waste .

[lunatica]

57. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored....sigh... so bored!...

I missed my afternoon nap for this?!

[kairos12]

58. "I tell you it's Covfefe."

[RKP5637]

59. KFC, of course! n/t

[Butterflylady]

61. Do I look presidential now?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

62. "Did I win this as part of the electoral college? Is it red?" nt

[underpants]

63. Boy this land is going to be really cheap to build a hotel and a golf course.

[underpants]

64. I wonder if the FAKE NEWS guy saw my boots. I had on boots. The best boots.

[BigRig]

65. I'm going to prison aren't I

-Peter Griffin

[L. Coyote]

66. "I know I'm going to make $100,000 off this new line of caps."

[arthritisR_US]

67. No where on this map is my name, WTF!?

[GusBob]

68. I need to poop, are the toilets still working?

[ProgressiveValue]

69. "I hate this. I want to watch Fox and eat fast food."

[Bear Creek]

72. Waiting

Where the hell am I and I don't know how I got here.

[Blue_true]

73. I don't know what was on his mind.

But his behavior sure is Kim Jong Un'ish. I wonder whether he demanded they call him dear leader?

[RKP5637]

74. Why the F do I have to wear this stupid hat! n/t

[Lint Head]

75. I just took a whiz in my Men's Assurance Underwear.

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[boston bean]

76. more pie, more pie, more pie...

umm pie charts!

[WinkyDink]

77. "Does this map make my hands look small?"

[liberal N proud]

78. Me, me, me, me, this is all about Meeee!

[Atman]

79. Is there a KFC nearby?

Any Russian girls in Texas?

[malaise]

80. Where am I

How many hats can I sell?

[longship]

81. "Funny! It doesn't feel wet!"

Couldn't resist.

[Madam45for2923]

83. Missing my shows.

[Motley13]

84. Don't mention crowds, don't mention crowds, don't mention crowds

"What a crowd, what a turnout"

[JDC]

85. I folded the cuffs on this jacket, now my hands look Uuge

[RainCaster]

86. Where are my Two Scoops? nt

[WhiteTara]

88. Are they getting my "good side"

They need to hurry up, I'm tired of looking "presidential."

[ecstatic]

89. Regret. Wishing he had not gone to that Correspondents Dinner where Pres. Obama roasted him,

which led to all this shit. He knows he's in over his head and he knows that this isn't what he wants to be doing with his life. Now he's about to lose everything: the presidency, the crooked "charities," and businesses, etc. It's all about to blow up. He'll be penniless when this is all over with (unless Bannon and the deplorables prop him up).

[sandensea]

90. "Those rebuilding contracts are going to be worth gold"

"Just fucking gold!"

[Doreen]

91. "Dang!!!" "I really DON'T know anything about anything....shit."

[Hieronymus]

92. The hat's for sale.

Truly

[hamsterjill]

93. I just farted.

Now, who do I blame it on?