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KWR65

(1,098 posts) Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:01 PM Aug 2017

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of Your Best Life Now

http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now/

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

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Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of Your Best Life Now (Original Post) KWR65 Aug 2017 OP

ha !!!!!!!!!!!!! Beakybird Aug 2017 #1

I wouldn't it put it past that sleaze bucket gopiscrap Aug 2017 #2

Tossing out, for free? Ohiya Aug 2017 #3

The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. Brother Buzz Aug 2017 #4

I knew this was satire from the headline Cirque du So-What Aug 2017 #5

For me it was the depth of the water Pope George Ringo II Aug 2017 #6

What a disgusting prick. Doreen Aug 2017 #7

Beakybird

(3,402 posts)

1. ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:04 PM

Aug 2017

gopiscrap

(24,778 posts)

2. I wouldn't it put it past that sleaze bucket

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:05 PM

Aug 2017

to actually do that

Ohiya

(2,769 posts)

3. Tossing out, for free?

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:09 PM

Aug 2017

More like selling at a discount!

Brother Buzz

(40,433 posts)

4. The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:13 PM

Aug 2017

Everyone knows Joel Osteen would never, ever, sail his luxury yacht through flood waters tainted with oil.

Cirque du So-What

(29,889 posts)

5. I knew this was satire from the headline

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:18 PM

Aug 2017

That dyed-in-the-wool grifter would not give away copies of his book.

Pope George Ringo II

(1,896 posts)

6. For me it was the depth of the water

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #5)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:21 PM

Aug 2017

I'm sure his yacht draws more than Houston can provide.

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

7. What a disgusting prick.

Reply to KWR65 (Original post)

Wed Aug 30, 2017, 02:35 PM

Aug 2017

"See what I have?" "You lost everything, now give me money for my yacht and maybe my god will save you."

What a piece of dripping shit.

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