Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of Your Best Life Now

[KWR65]

http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now/

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

[Beakybird]

1. ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gopiscrap]

2. I wouldn't it put it past that sleaze bucket

to actually do that

[Ohiya]

3. Tossing out, for free?

More like selling at a discount!

[Brother Buzz]

4. The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

Everyone knows Joel Osteen would never, ever, sail his luxury yacht through flood waters tainted with oil.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. I knew this was satire from the headline

That dyed-in-the-wool grifter would not give away copies of his book.

[Pope George Ringo II]

6. For me it was the depth of the water

I'm sure his yacht draws more than Houston can provide.

[Doreen]

7. What a disgusting prick.

"See what I have?" "You lost everything, now give me money for my yacht and maybe my god will save you."

What a piece of dripping shit.