When are we going to see "President tRump Turnpike" in Houston?

[ProudLib72]

I mean, it would only be fair since there is President George Bush Turnpike in Dallas. What did Bush do that was so much better than tRump? He didn't sell hats at a huge markup. That shows how stupid and unbusinesslike Bush was. Yes, I propose that we immediately name some highways in Houston after tRump.

Here are some suggestions:
Rio Donald, Rio FLOTUS, Rio Collusion, Lake tRump of Despair, Lake of Empty Promises.

There are plenty of erstwhile highways that can carry the tRump brand name.

[NCjack]

1. All federal property in Texas with the name "Martin Luther King, Jr."

will be renamed "Donald J. Trump" by GOP controlled state government. Of course, any federal property in Texas named "Barack H. Obama" has highest priority for renaming. That should be enough.

[madinmaryland]

2. There is a short road that leads to a county jail that could be named after tRump.

It could be named the tRump-Arpaio Drive!!

[ProudLib72]

3. I'm all for that!

Just how short of a road is it? I hope it's no longer than a mile because they do not deserve any more distance.

[madinmaryland]

4. It would have to be about a 100 feet "short" long.

Just to be like his short fingers!!

[Nevernose]

5. That's actually a really good idea

I'll bet Trump would push to double the disaster relief funds if he promised beforehand that bunches of stuff were going to be named after him. Probably should have started renaming stuff after President Dipshit the day BEFORE the hurricane hit, because there's one good that no about dealing with a narcissist: they're incredibly easy to manipulate, especially if they're as "sharp" as Trump's dulled mind.

[imanamerican63]

6. A slogan???

Trump's highway to Hell!

[yonder]

7. and the right-of-way for such road will become the wrong-of-way. nt

[nolabear]

8. One thing for sure. It'll be a toll road.

Ca-Ching!

[ProudLib72]

9. Even if I have a Confederate flag?

Maybe a statue of Lee in my truck bed?

Come to think of it, people like this would probably be willing to pay double.