How the hell does this shit happen? PIC. VOMIT WARNING.

[LuckyCharms]

Here is some analysis.

LEFT EAR AREA.

1) Behind ear: "White" hair, relatively dry looking, fluffy with apparent lack of product, combed more or less straight down. Herein known as the bottom white zone.

2) The area 1.5 inch above ear: White and gold mixture. Slick looking via product use. Combed back. Herein known as the "slick zone".

3) 1.5 inches above the slick zone: Mostly white hair with a little gold mixed in. Slightly dryer than the slick zone. Combed down. Herein known as the middle white zone.

4) Above the middle white zone: A part.

5) 1.5 inches above the part: similar to the middle white zone, except it is combed up. Herein known as the upper white zone.

6) The isolated view of the part and the upper and middle white zones looks like a dog's ass, slightly shaved.

7) The area above the upper white zone at top of head: The golden flow back flip, AKA the reverse golden shower.


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[spanone]

1. how much of his 'precious time' is spent primping in the morning?

[LuckyCharms]

3. Some poor soul must do it for him. n/t

[Freddie]

29. I'm sure there's a FT hairdresser on staff

Just for him. How much presidentin' time does he waste in a salon chair? Admiring himself in the mirror of course.

[maxsolomon]

35. Nope. Melania is the only one he trusts.

She cuts it and helps him style it.

[doc03]

2. That is one ugly mofo nt

[GusBob]

4. beneath the hair, beneath the skin, beneath the skull

herein known as the dead zone

[LuckyCharms]

5. I bet there are gold fish swimming in there. n/t

[csziggy]

16. ToxicTrump would poison any goldfish - inside that head is a dead zone nt

[SharonClark]

6. Where did this shit analysis come from?

[LuckyCharms]

7. From me. What's wrong with it?

[smirkymonkey]

20. I think it's perfectly fine.

He's a disgusting mess and deserves to be ridiculed.

[LuckyCharms]

25. Thank you. I feel the same. Sometimes you have to...

forget being polite. Someone who is going to hurt many millions of lives for his own benefit deserves all the crap that people can dish out.

[demmiblue]

8. Blech.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. What is he hiding under those sweeps?

[TheBlackAdder]

15. He's not blonde. He plays homage to his mother, while the yellow helps mask his baldness combover.

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His mother wasn't a canary blonde either.

https://media.glamour.com/photos/579a7ea15fa55c6e0ef1a852/master/w_1024,c_limit/trump-mom-hair.jpg



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[smirkymonkey]

21. The thing is, he would probably look younger and better with darker hair.

At least a light brown. He looks like an absolute clown with that glaring yellow shade.

[dixiegrrrrl]

33. Dear Adder......WTF???? No warning ??? That pic of her is nightmare inducing.

Might explain a lot about him tho.

[TheBlackAdder]

34. Sorry. I've seen it a few times so I'm past the shock value. I didn't think about others. ;-)

[Heartstrings]

9. "Cotton candy made of piss"

cannot remember just who coined that phrase....works for me tho!

[smirkymonkey]

22. I love that description.

Even better "Cotton candy spun out of hooker's piss".

[RandiFan1290]

10. A world of ruby all in vain

[Laffy Kat]

32. That is seriously creepy. And perfect. nt

[Blue Owl]

11. A hot mess above and below

n/t

[mnhtnbb]

12. That is one UGLY 'do on a butt ugly a$$hole.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. He's balancing a fine line: Too much salt to increase water retention vs. displaying his CHINGINA.

[GoCubsGo]

17. When they spray on the fake tan, they spray his hair, too.

I'm sure his hair is quite thin in places, so they want to get his scalp, too. Note that his eyebrows are also orange. Also notice the white line along his part. That says to me that he hasn't been sprayed recently, so his hair has grown out somewhat.

We see the inverse with the bleach-blonde right-wing telebimbos like Megyn Kelly, Tomi Whasserface, and Ann Coulter. There's frequently a dark stripe down the part, while the rest of the hair shaft is dried straw.

[brooklynite]

18. UNREC

Did you complain that Hillary dyed her hair (which she cheerfully admitted)?

The are an immense number of issues to be angry at Trump for. This isn't worth a minute's attention.

[LuckyCharms]

26. Then why did you bother replying? n/t

[NCjack]

19. Nice jowls -- for a hog. nt

[smirkymonkey]

23. And the chingina, don't forget that.

Such a handsome fellow.

[ProudLib72]

24. His face has the color and texture

of an orange Nerf football.

Some dogs like to chew on Nerf footballs. I suspect this is why tRump does not own a dog, although a dog could do a better job with his hair by licking it.

[underthematrix]

27. Twice as ugly as homemade sin and

and he looks like he takes steroids

[MontanaMama]

28. Is this photoshopped a little bit?

I know he looks really bad but this is gawd awful. He's all pink and shiny. Yack!

[LuckyCharms]

30. I am not sure, it might be...

It looks kind of wonky where his neck meets his collar.

[MontanaMama]

31. Maybe it isn't...

I heard on Stephanie Miller today that he was drowning his sorrows with 9 funnel cakes and way too much peach cobbler...total hearsay from a rogue WH Twitter account, however.

Link to tweet

[jalan48]

36. Urine tinge yellow is in! Trump the trend setter.

[maxsolomon]

37. I never understood why the hair alone didn't sink him.

I was excoriated on DU for using this word (I mean really beat up like using it makes me anti-LGBT), but the hair is not HETERONORMATIVE, and his straight-guy loutishness was an intrinsic part of his appeal. It should have been ridiculed more deliberately, but no, Dems wanted to leave the hair alone like it was Barron Trump.

Old white people are pretty damned judgmental when it comes to male vanity or "unusual" hairstyles, but they looked right past the fact that their candidate was a vain clown who bleaches his combover.