Is it or isn't it?

[Stinky The Clown]

I had a comical conversation this afternoon. I was with some clients when somehow the conversation turned to Two Scoops. I never bring him up but today my client did.

After a few minutes of general ridicule the subject of That Hair™ came up. Was it a weave, a painfully elaborate combover, or a mullet.

I say it has mulletness to it, if not being an actual Joe Dirt mullet. I also think it looks ridiculous on a 70 year old man. Or a dog. Or a clown.

[Lars39]

1. It's a comb-over.

If you look closely his bangs are looped, not cut.

[Stinky The Clown]

2. What about the back of his head?

That's a mullet!

[Lars39]

17. It's the result of the really long combover.

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[Laffy Kat]

35. This. Yep. nt

[csziggy]

38. Here is how to emulate it!

On the other hand, GQ tried to offer a makeover to Toxic Trump:

[smirkymonkey]

41. Total mullet.

[brush]

28. And it's a fake (news) blonde color. If you look at photos of trump back in the '90s his hair ...

dark brown.

[Lars39]

29. Yep

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Does he think the hair covering part of his collar makes him look trendy?

It doesn't.

[Stinky The Clown]

4. Its very NY80s

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. Seems unpresidential to me.

And the '80s were so 30 years ago.

[Stinky The Clown]

10. And that hairdo was so Wise Guy chic.

[Control-Z]

24. Closer to 40, really. eom

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. That combover looks a bit like mall hair, though.

[tymorial]

5. Unlike the traditional mullet

There neither business in the front nor party in the back.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Yes, its the Sneaky Old White Guy version

[Corvo Bianco]

31. Hah

[dubyadiprecession]

7. President Clowndog loves his mullet!

[Grassy Knoll]

9. All That Money And He Can't Trim The Eye Caterpillars

[Control-Z]

30. I know, right?

I must think that at least once a day (if the television is on). He's is so below par for an incredibly twisted human you would think his handlers would call in the professionals for at least that.

And I fully expected them to tie him down and remove the freaking dead animal from his head, or trim it and outlaw that unnatural yellow hair dye.

[egduj]

11. I saw Jimmy Fallon muss his hair.

He said it was real. And he giggled.

[Grassy Knoll]

13. Lol, Jimmy Fallon Is A Mug-Wump

[True Dough]

12. Pick an alternative...

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Second, third, or fourth.

[B2G]

15. Any of the above is better. Nt

[Docreed2003]

19. The only one he could pull off is #3

[Angry Dragon]

25. 2 or 4

[Leith]

26. My Opinion of the Hair Styles

#1 - he's 40 years too old for it
#2 - doable
#3 - Bond villain
#4 - doable
#5 - uh, no

[SeattleVet]

36. This looks more natural...

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[True Dough]

37. No argument here! n/t

[Grassy Knoll]

16. Lost Cousin?

[Stinky The Clown]

18. I'd love to see Two Scoops get a Last Kiss!

[Grassy Knoll]

21. HaHaHa...

..And Putin Was the Driver.

[lunasun]

20. hey at least the white knight of soul could sing..trump has no talent just bad hair

[Grassy Knoll]

22. True,Great Voice, Trump Has Harlem Shuffle Hair

[lunasun]

23. Not even , more like DC Kerfuffle hair

[Mopar151]

33. Wayne Corcoran

Frontin' a rockin' band needs hair like that! Addressing the citizens of the nation, not so much....

[Warren DeMontague]

32. You are talking about a malignant narcissist with a wildly distorted self-image.

I'm sure he thinks he looks like this:

[Kajun Gal]

34. It's orangutan hair

Well, he does think he is still living in the 80s.
😱

[pansypoo53219]

39. its a comb around + FIXED. its a dude beehive.

[GallopingGhost]

40. As much as I hate the

stupid hair, it's the eyebrows. Comb the freaking eyebrows.

He could catch Atlas moths in those things and not even notice.