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Afroman's "Because I Got High" - Trump Edition!
This is my attempt at a song parody.Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh..
Yup! Yup! Yup!
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I was gonna file my taxes
But I got high
I was gonna fill out the 1040 too
But I got high
Now I'm getting audited, and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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I was gonna build a border wall
But I got high
I told them it was gonna be 100 feet tall
But I got high
Now Mexico is telling me to fuck myself and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da
I was gonna run for reelection
But I got high
I was promising to make America great again
But I got high
My poll numbers are tanking and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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I was told there was a riot in Virginia
Because I got high
So I told everyone it was on many sides
Because I got high
Now there's Nazis in America, and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
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I was gonna go to a disaster area
But I got high
I was gonna get my family there, too
But I got high
Now they're dissing my wife's shoes and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
I still control my international business
Because I got high
I still build hotels and golf courses
Because I got high
Now I'm being investigated for unethical practices and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
I wasn't gonna record that conversation on TV
But then I got high
So I tell them it was locker room talk
But then I got high
Now I'm sleeping in a separate bedroom, and I know why!
Why man?
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
La da da da da da da
I messed up my entire country
Because I'm high
Now there's threat of nuclear war
Because I'm high
And if my country isn't here in 3 more years, I know why!
Why man?
Because I'm high
Because I'm high
Because I'm high
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