Trump made it to Houston!

[TexasBushwhacker]

[guillaumeb]

1. THAT is a real hazard.

And the water is hazardous also.

[MyOwnPeace]

2. Love it!

(Sad part is he'd probably do it!)

[Thor_MN]

5. No way he'd haul his fat ass up on top of a car...

There's no golf cart in sight, he probably doesn't ever get more than 200 feet from the cart when he golfs.

[Wounded Bear]

6. Not that far...

remember, he drove his cart onto the green a month or so ago.

I'd go with 20 feet, max.

[Thor_MN]

8. I was going to give him benefit of the doubt, but you are likely right.

He'd drive the cart between his second and third putt, if he didn't always call the result of his first putt a gimee, regardless of where it actually lies.

[Scarsdale]

3. He remembered his

Depends undies!! What a well padded ass.

[sarge43]

4. In the Urban Dictionary next to the definition of Fat Ass,

there's that picture.

[imanamerican63]

7. Houston, we have a sewer problem!

It's stinking up the whole City, but will last forever and the he flies to Louisiana!

[irisblue]

9. his policies helped create this water hazards

and the future ones.

[FakeNoose]

10. I see a hungry alligator looking him over

Dinner!

[gvstn]

11. They all want to hug him!

[Initech]

12. Now watch this drive!

[Demtexan]

13. That one bastard never rescue.

He could swim for it.