Let's Help Poor Donny Move On
We all know that Donny-T hates his job, but won’t resign unless he can come up with a face-saving reason for leaving.
In the spirit of speeding him on his way, let’s help with some suggestions.
“I hereby resign the prezidensy because …”
… I’m weigh 2 smart for this job, like bigly two smart.”
… I’ve accomplished so much in seven months, there’s really nothing left for me to do.”
… my golfing buddies are pissed-off that I’m only free to spend 90% of the time I used to on the links.”
… Melania is begging me to spend more ‘intimate alone time’ with her.”
… I’ve done all I can for my BFFE, Putie-Poot - it's time for him to stand on his own two feet.”
… the KKK is looking for a new Grand Wizard – therefore, a higher duty calls me.”
… Ivanka and Jared have to ‘take vacations’ to avoid the media every time I fuck-up. I hardly ever see them anymore, and I miss them.”
… other world leaders are too intimidated by my awesomeness to take me seriously.”
… I’m too tasteful to live in this ‘dump’ of a White House.”
… being the leader of the free world is waaay too easy – I need a challenge.”
… the manufacturing jobs I’ve outsourced to low-wage countries requires my 24/7 oversight.”
… my once-successful Trump University has gone to shit without my hands-on, day-to-day guidance.”
… Obama IS still wire-tapping me, and I refuse to work under these conditions.”
… the ‘fake news’ won’t get off my back with their facts and statistics bullshit.”
… those god-damned 'leakers' keep telling people the truth. Enuf already.”
… I understand that my son Barron – I think that’s his name – needs a full-time ‘dad’ to teach him how to be a pussy-grabber.”
… pretending to be human is taking its toll on my ability to govern effectively.”
… no one appreciates the brilliance of my covfefe.”
Please add your own suggestions!
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...Because A Good Christian Can Only Get Married 4 Times..
...Anymore Than 4 Is When God Starts To Get Pissed.
