I EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEND SUNDAY PRAYING!!!!!

[ProudLib72]

BECAUSE I (tRUMP GOD EMPEROR) SAID TO!!!!

Link to tweet

[Xipe Totec]

1. Well, isn't that special

[ProudLib72]

2. YOU CAN'T BE SARCASTIC WITH ME!!!

I AM GOD EMPEROR tRUMP!!! I WILL GET MY TEAM OF EVANGELICALS TO PRAY YOU TO DEATH!!!

[Kath2]

3. In honor of national prayer day...

I will sleep late.

[lordsummerisle]

4. Will Joe Olsteen be involved? n/t

[ProudLib72]

11. Joe Olsteen will be broadcasting live from his Fair Weather church

for all of those who managed to get their TVs and portable generators up on their roofs.

[HipChick]

5. Presidential Proclamation? Does he think he is a King or something?..

[madinmaryland]

6. I am PRAYING for M's, PEACH's, and MINT's!!

Oh and Narwhals, also.

FUCK YEAH!!

[lunasun]

7. Just twittering the words Presidential Proclamation must give the idiot thrills

[greytdemocrat]

8. Yes my Lord!!!

[tanyev]

9. That settles it. We're definitely not going to church tomorrow.

[Ilsa]

24. I skipped for this reason.

The government isn't going to tell me when and for whom to pray.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I'm going to swear a lot tomorrow.

[NotASurfer]

12. Can Wiccans get a deferral to 9/18?

i think "binding spell" counts

[ProudLib72]

13. Every day is Wiccans' Day

But Xtian days only come when tRUMP GOD EMPEROR proclaims them.

[longship]

16. Can somebody please use "Levicorpus" on him?

Preferably in the midst of every one of his speeches.

[fierywoman]

14. Let's pray for a positive outcome for the DACA youth and let's add an extra binding spell

this month ...

[shraby]

15. Yup, pray for impeachment of trump and pence.

[csziggy]

17. I'll pray just as much this Sunday as I have every Sunday for the last fifty years

Not at all. I don't pray. Period.

Ever.Having Toxic Trump proclaim that I should pray will not change my normal practice of NOT praying.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. What day is "pay a hooker to pee on the bed" day?

[dalton99a]

19. Pray for nature to hurry up

[kacekwl]

20. I'm going to pray we are not at war with NK by Monday.

He will kill us all if he is not removed, arrested, resigns . Please hurry Mr. Mueller.

[MoonRiver]

21. I'm praying that POS, so called president, gets run out of office immediately.

Happy now, Chumpy?

[ProudLib72]

22. I just wanted everyone to know

I haven't prayed a single time today. RESIST!

[Bengus81]

23. No dollars needed or material goods in Houston,just pray!!

See how well that works.......