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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSpin class with Kellyanne Conway: How to BS your way out of anything
MONDAY, SEP 4, 2017 10:00 AM EDT
Late for work? Pulled over for speeding? Study Conway's techniques and learn how to wriggle out of any tight spot
JARRET BERENSTEIN
Excerpted with permission from "The Kellyanne Conway Technique" by Jarret Berenstein. Copyright 2017, Skyhorse Publishing. Available for purchase on Amazon, Barnes & Noble and IndieBound.
You might not be able to tell that Kellyanne Conway has this incredible ability just by looking at her. At first glance you might think someone tried to Weird Science an alt-right website into the body of a perfectly ripe banana, but youd be wrong. Kellyanne Conway is the first woman to run a winning presidential campaign in the history of this country, and it is all thanks to how deft of a spin artist she is. And the electoral college. And Russia.
According to legend, Kellyanne was trained in the delicate art of spin since birth, and I believe it. Why else would she have a weird fake name thats a combination of two first names? Thats level-10 spin right there. How are you supposed to call someone on their bullshit if even their name is trying to pull a fast one on you? I honestly thought her name was Kelly (space) Anne Conway the first thirty times I Googled her. Thats true! If you dont believe me, you can see for yourself by purchasing my internet search history.
(Which, by the way, is legal now. Purchasing someones internet search history is now totally legal, and its all thanks to our current president and Republican Congress. Be sure to write them a letter thanking them for that after you finish reading this book.)
Ms. Conway has been crushing the game for over two decades, but, thanks to the biased mainstream media, most of us only know about her recent work. Shes got a solid double LP of greatest hits, though, and theyre all chart toppers.
Kellyanne used to have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other to help her make decisions, but shes so good at spin that after about a week she got them both to kill themselves.
Kellyanne once got pulled over for speeding, but instead of giving her a ticket she convinced the cop to frame himself for murder. Hes still in jail to this day.
Ever hear the expression they could sell ice to an eskimo? Well, so did Kellyanne. Shes been selling ice to eskimos for the past thirty-five years, and thats the real reason why we have global warming.
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Spin class with Kellyanne Conway: How to BS your way out of anything (Original Post)
DonViejo
Sep 2017
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SunSeeker
(51,719 posts)1. Sadly, Kellyanne's blatant "Deny, then Distract" technique derails most of her interviewers.
Indeed, much less-skilled Republicans are able to do it.
sharedvalues
(6,916 posts)2. Here's a great video highlighting her methods
Link to tweet
?lang=en
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)3. She Is Shameless
"Alternate Facts" is right out of "1984".
CatMor
(6,212 posts)4. She is so predictable
she has become boring.