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imanamerican63

(13,668 posts)
Mon Sep 4, 2017, 09:17 PM Sep 2017

"you know you are a Trump's supporter when"?

Mine?

You know you are a Trump supporter when, you go to the barber, while you are there, you get a hair cut and a toupee like Trump's, then have to wear a ball cap every time you go outside!

What are your best funny one liners? I just watch a clip from Jeff Foxworthy's stand up comedy and he had a line about Trump, KFC chicken and family reunions, it was pretty funny!

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Best_man23

(4,889 posts)
2. You think erecting one solar panel will drain all of the sun's energy.
Mon Sep 4, 2017, 10:05 PM
Sep 2017

Maybe we should add the monicker "No-Sci" (no science) to describe the science deniers supporting Cheetolini

kentuck

(110,950 posts)
6. "people look at you funny because you forgot your Nazi armband?"
Mon Sep 4, 2017, 10:26 PM
Sep 2017

You feel guilty whenever the rest of the cult gives you the evil eye....

HughBeaumont

(24,461 posts)
8. Your sign is still up . . . 9 MONTHS after the election.
Mon Sep 4, 2017, 10:44 PM
Sep 2017

You frequently say things like "Fake News!" to things that don't fit your narrative.

You believe a labor-stiffing billionaire has YOUR best interests in mind . . . and double down on your support when he does something to screw you.

You're a woman and believe an admitted serial-sexual assaulter is your best choice over a hyper-qualified woman.

You attribute the economy's great gains to a "President" that has not signed one single item concerning economics.

Your parents fought Nazis in WWII and your view is that the people opposing modern Nazis . . . are the REAL problem.

You call non-whites "TEH REAL RASISSTS!!"

You frequently use this logical fallacy. And this one. And these. Also these. And so on and so on . . .

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