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(9,241 posts) Tue Sep 5, 2017, 10:08 AM Sep 2017

Donald Trump Prepares To Deport Our Best, Keep The Nazis

Donald Trump is preparing to shift the New Cruelty into high gear today, and is expected to formally announce the end of DACA, the Obama policy that allowed undocumented immigrants who were brought into the country as children to come out into the open and get jobs. The New York Times delicately describes the expected announcement, reportedly crafted by chief of staff John Kelly, as “an inelegant solution to an intractable problem”: Instead of a definitive decision, Trump will hold off on a final decision for six months and see if Congress can pass some kind of legislation to either end, extend, or make permanent the status of some 800,000 people who trusted the government not to deport them. Given Congress’s terrific record of getting things done this year, DACA recipients should probably consider that a notice to spend six months learning Spanish (or Chinese, or Korean, or Serbian…) for the first time in their lives.

Translation: I am not now, nor will I ever be, ready to take responsibility for anything. Why did you idiots even elect me?

And following in the great Trump tradition, he isn’t even expected to deliver the bad news himself, at least according to the Times:

Mr. Trump will not make the announcement himself. Instead, Attorney General Jeff Sessions will handle it at an 11 a.m. briefing. He will not take questions from reporters.

Frankly, we’re surprised Trump isn’t planning to send his security goon / head of Oval Office operations Keith Schiller to personally fire all the DACA recipients, but Schiller’s probably too busy packing up his own things after firing himself.

The six-month punt by the eight-month cunt has given raving immigration jerks a sad, because just as some DREAMers foolishly believed Trump when he said they had nothing to worry about, the “deport ’em all” crowd expected Trump to deport everyone his first day in office. . .