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struggle4progress

(118,236 posts)
Tue Sep 5, 2017, 06:39 PM Sep 2017

Our President leads with leadership!

Our President is leading again. You would never know about it if you only listened to the whiners and complainers. But The American People are noticing!

I went down to the diner this afternoon to see what everybody is saying. There is a friend I have there who I suspect did not vote for Our President. So I was very interested to hear his thinking. What he said -- I am quoting him here -- was "See Our President! See Our President lead! Lead, President! Lead!" And when I looked around, people were nodding in agreement

How about that! Even the diner guy who is really not very smart can't ignore Our President leading now. Our President's leading shines through everything, just like in that movie "The Shining" about (in case you don't remember) a guy who married some space monster, and then had to suck it up for a while like other normal people, before the inspirational ending featuring Sigourney Weaver in spandex

But today's news is DACAU. It is really because of Mexicans throwing bags full of drugs and children over Our Great Wall. Obviously if they want to toss stuff over our wall they should pay for it; and if not then let them build their own wall -- that's just common sense

I don't need to tell you that while we waste precious time chit-chatting about this, it could become a problem. What else will everybody want to toss over our wall for free? Will somebody put North Korea in a bag and heave it over? Or Muslims or hurricanes?

Lucky for us, Our President has an easy solution: just put all these kids back in bags and toss them back over. Some people dislike this idea because we need bigger bags now because the children have grown. Another problem is that we can't throw bags over a wall we don't have. But I believe Our President will solve that too

Thank Our President for leading!

And thank you for reading this far










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Our President leads with leadership! (Original Post) struggle4progress Sep 2017 OP
Our President is at the bleating edge nt Xipe Totec Sep 2017 #1
Leader, liter, wait, is he a liter of shit? Eliot Rosewater Sep 2017 #2
Didn't he say that we'd be winning so much we'd get sick of winning? longship Sep 2017 #3

Eliot Rosewater

(31,106 posts)
2. Leader, liter, wait, is he a liter of shit?
Tue Sep 5, 2017, 06:43 PM
Sep 2017

I know, I will try and do better next time.

How does it feel to know the least qualified human being not only alive today but who EVER lived, is in charge of whether we all live or die.

longship

(40,416 posts)
3. Didn't he say that we'd be winning so much we'd get sick of winning?
Tue Sep 5, 2017, 07:27 PM
Sep 2017

I've been sick of the winning for months.

You, too?

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