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WASHINGTONCursing under his breath as he dug through the assorted documents and folders, Senior Advisor to the President Jared Kushner was frantically searching a desk drawer Wednesday for bold solutions to todays most pressing issues. I could have sworn I put my trailblazing approaches to ushering in a new era of prosperity in here somewhere, said Kushner as he pulled out random sheets of paper and quickly scanned them in hopes some might contain his strategy for bringing the Israeli-Palestinian conflict to a swift, peaceful conclusion or his innovative approach to battling the nations opioid epidemic. Come on, come on. I just saw my visionary infrastructure plan that would create jobs for millions of Americans like a week agomaybe its in the car? Couldnt hurt to look there at this point. At press time, Kushner was still unable to locate his notes for dissuading his father-in-law from taking such a soft stance toward neo-Nazism but ultimately decided he wasnt too excited about that project anyway.
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Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,598 posts)and read up on the 2016 platform. That would give him some workable ideas.
longship
(40,416 posts)Way to go Onion, the greatest news source on the planet.