Wed Sep 6, 2017, 01:53 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
OK now. God is punishing Texas and Florida because they voted for Trump in the election?
We hear evangelists opining about how hurricanes are just punishment from God because "That is a liberal progressive state". Or, "That homosexual lifestyle caused it".
Thought I'd throw the opposite at them. I'm not gonna ask them why God is punishing them. I'm going to tell them that God is punishing Texas and Florida because they voted for Trump in the election. Not because it's true. It's just that I like to fuck with right wing self absorbed religious fascists. http://religionnews.com/2017/08/29/where-are-the-condemnations-of-harvey-as-gods-punishment/
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Lint Head | Sep 2017 | OP |
niyad | Sep 2017 | #1 | |
Hortensis | Sep 2017 | #21 | |
NCjack | Sep 2017 | #2 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #3 | |
TlalocW | Sep 2017 | #4 | |
Xipe Totec | Sep 2017 | #5 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #7 | |
Ezior | Sep 2017 | #6 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #9 | |
workinclasszero | Sep 2017 | #8 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #10 | |
Not Ruth | Sep 2017 | #11 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #13 | |
cwydro | Sep 2017 | #16 | |
beaglelover | Sep 2017 | #12 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #14 | |
clutterbox1830 | Sep 2017 | #15 | |
Duppers | Sep 2017 | #20 | |
cwydro | Sep 2017 | #17 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #18 | |
Not Ruth | Sep 2017 | #19 | |
Lint Head | Sep 2017 | #22 |
Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:00 PM
niyad (87,079 posts)
1. works for me!
Response to niyad (Reply #1)
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 02:59 PM
Hortensis (51,770 posts)
21. Yes, well, all of them together couldn't elect a dogcatcher in a small city.
More fake equivalence between our eternal left and right wing fringe elements.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:03 PM
NCjack (9,629 posts)
2. I tell my Repug acquaintances:
President Trump is an unrepentant whoremonger, and the religious leaders condone it. That puts all of USA at risk of God's wrath.
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Response to NCjack (Reply #2)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:07 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
3. Exactly. Good point. Trump and the people who voted for him have endamgered us all.
I don't just mean the U.S.A. I mean they have endangered entire planet.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:09 PM
TlalocW (14,389 posts)
4. I talk about that all the time
Evangelists have been unlucky with some recent big storms like floods in Louisiana which destroyed Tony Perkins house. Tony is with Focus on the Family and is on record saying that God punishes people with natural disasters. Then there was a tropical storm heading to Hawaii last year I think that petered out just as it hit the islands so they got some stiff winds but not much else. Seeing as that's Obama's birth state, I'm sure they were chompin' at the bit to lay into that and had weeks of material.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:12 PM
Xipe Totec (43,518 posts)
5. I thought it was mother nature punishing the petrochemical industry. nt
Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:13 PM
Ezior (505 posts)
6. The Flying Spaghetti Monster...
it told me the same thing. And since I'm gay, you can be sure that I have a direct connection to His Noodliness since I was chosen and touched by His Noodly Appendage. Maybe I should start a Telenoodlistical megachurch.
In all seriousness: My thoughts go out to everyone in the path of Irma. That includes republicans, Trump voters, everyone. Of course, I hope they (Republicans, Trump voters) come to their senses because they're putting the USA and the whole world in grave danger. |
Response to Ezior (Reply #6)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:25 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
9. I've often wondered how the Flying Spaghetti Monster's son would be nailed to if he was
sacrificed. Maybe there there is no other one than The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
#Endorsement #General 462137 Views 52 Comments Australia Officially Recognizes the Church of FSM Published May 22nd, 2017 by Bobby Henderson ![]() Big news The government of Australia, after years of court proceedings, has decided that Pastafarians will be allowed to wear religious headgear in ID photos. |
Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:21 PM
workinclasszero (28,270 posts)
8. Must be huh?
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Response to workinclasszero (Reply #8)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:26 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
10. Has to be.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:37 PM
Not Ruth (3,613 posts)
11. Key West (Bahama Village) was 79% Clinton voters
God is fickle
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Response to Not Ruth (Reply #11)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:58 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
13. True. I'm referring to carrying the State.
Response to Not Ruth (Reply #11)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:14 PM
cwydro (45,934 posts)
16. Bahama Village is a small part of KW.
ALL of KW voted for Clinton.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:51 PM
beaglelover (2,584 posts)
12. Houston overwhelmingly voted for Clinton.
Response to beaglelover (Reply #12)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:58 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
14. True. I'm referring to carrying the State.
Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:03 PM
clutterbox1830 (378 posts)
15. If the latest projections are correct, the storm is directly headed for Mar-a-Largo.
Anything can change though.
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Response to clutterbox1830 (Reply #15)
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 02:34 PM
Duppers (24,444 posts)
20. Guess Trumpet forgot to kiss
Pat Robertson's ring.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:16 PM
cwydro (45,934 posts)
17. I wish everyone would stop with this nonsense.
This is beyond stupid, and I'm sick of seeing posts calling for destruction of certain areas due to their voting habits.
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Response to cwydro (Reply #17)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:27 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
18. We're not calling for destruction of. We are pointing out the hypocrisy of right wing evangelicals.
They say storms are judgements from God. It's time they get a taste of their own religion.
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Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 04:05 AM
Not Ruth (3,613 posts)
19. Florida Keys are shutting down the hospitals
That is rough.
"Due to the threat of Hurricane Irma, the Florida Keys’ three major hospitals are scheduled to fully cease operations including emergency room services. The hospitals are not scheduled to reopen until after the storm passes, staff returns and infrastructure is assessed. The county’s Trauma Star air-ambulance service is to cease operations as well." |
Response to Lint Head (Original post)
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 03:15 PM
Lint Head (15,064 posts)
22. Here.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gay-people-hurricane-harvey-blame-christian-leaders-texas-flooding-homosexuals-lgbt-a7933026.html?cmpid=facebook-post
Gay people to blame for Hurricane Harvey, say evangelical Christian leaders ![]() |