For ONLY...I said ONLY, dammit...$45, YOU can purchase a BRONZE Trump "Presidential Medal."

[Miles Archer]

Link to tweet

Is that like a major award?

[redstatebluegirl]

1. Can I attach it to the inside of my toilet?

[underpants]

2. No matter how many times you flip it it always comes up ass

[Miles Archer]

5. You can hold the medal next to your heart OR place it in the routed wooden stand!

This gift is perfect for:

-> Loyalty Oath Ceremonies

-> Admire it while standing in line, waiting to be admitted to President' Trump's latest rally!

-> Enjoy your superiority over other Trump supporters who can't afford the $45 plus tax and shipping, but YOU can!

-> When in line at the supermarket behind someone who purchased their food with EBT, proudly hold up the medal and proclaim "Do you know who is actually PAYING for that food?"

-> Bring it to church while you pray for a second, third, and fourth Presidential term for Donald Trump

-> Use it for easy entrance to weekly KKK rallies when you've misplaced your hood

-> AND SO MUCH MORE!

[Thomas Hurt]

3. Donnie the fascist despot, had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows
all the other fascists
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Donnie
join in any racist games
then one dark and stormy night
Putin came to say
Donnie with your nose so bright
we can throw the election to the right
then how all the fascists loved him
as they shouted out with glee
Donnie the fascist despot
you'lll go down in history

[FakeNoose]

4. I'd consider $45 a bargain

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...if I could personally throw it at Trump.

[madinmaryland]

6. Crass. What a fucking grifter. nt.

[forgotmylogin]

7. Does it come with a Melania Stripper Coin?

(Basically, people are shellacking images onto real coins, it's not an actual Mint issue of course.)

[Vinca]

8. I wonder where in China it's made.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Oh gag! How tacky can you get!

I guess the saying is true. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." Anyone dumb enough to fork over $45.00 for that piece of garbage deserves to be screwed over.